THE BLASPEHEMERS GROUPCHAT
MON 8:56 PM
Blanca:
I did mention that I'm gonna have a date on Friday, right?
Emmanuelle:
You mentioned it like 53 times today
Blanca:
Oh
Emmanuelle:
So true
Blanca:
Well, I'm actually anxious right now
Can't decide if I'm gonna show up or not
Lola:
That's a bitch move right there, Blancs
Devon:
Agree
Blanca:
WOULD YOU GUYS BLAME ME???
THE GUY JUST CALLED ROBERT PATTINSON A TRANSWOMAN BECAUSE HE TALKS A LOT IN TWILIGHT???
Devon:
No he didn't
Blanca:
I actually anticipated that your reaction would be like that @Devon
And yep
He did call your man a transwoman because he talks a lot in twilight
Devon:
No he didn't
But well, what do you expect from boys behind dating apps
Lola:
WoAAaaaaaAHhhHHH
Devon finally going apeshit
Emmanuelle:
You wouldn't dare to stint's Devon's first love just like that
Lola:
And it's coming from Blanca's guy
Emmanuelle:
Opps—
Lola:
Robert Pattinson wakes up every day and chooses chaos and that's so fucking hot
Blanca:
@Lola I was still shocked
@Emmanuelle hater
Lololololololol
And oh
That's not the only red flag he waved there
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
