THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
APR 1, 1: 19 AM
Blanca:
WHERE ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
HOW DARE YA'LL LEAVE ME HERE ALONE
Emmanuelle:
Lucky, Devon and I are here in Jasper's Tapsilogan
Devs craved for some tapsi, thus
Where are you?
Where's Lola?
Blanca:
WOW WE WERE JUST AT THE DANCE FLOOR AND NOW YOU'RE IN SOME TAPSILOGAN
DID YOU GUYS TELEPORT OR WHAT
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME
HOW DARE YOU TALAGA
Emmanuelle:
We were looking for you bitch but you're nowhere to be seen
Blanca:
BITCH I WAS JUST AT THE BAR ISLAND DRINKING MY MOJITO
Emmanuelle:
Hahahaha sorry
Devs was hungry AF
Where's Lola? Find her and follow suit
Blanca:
I CAN'T FIND HER
SHE'D DISAPPEAR WITH LORENZO
Emmanuelle:
Are you drunk?
Find her
Baka kung ano gawin niya kay Lorenzo
Blanca:
HOLY SHIT OO NGA PALA
WAIT
1:57 AM
Blanca:
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
Emmanuelle:
What
Why
What happened
Blanca:
OMG YOU @Lola
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING CANNOT
YA'LL WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
Emmanuelle:
What did you saw?
Blanca:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
Emmanuelle:
Spill
Blanca:
SO OUR LITTLE SLUT HERE @Lola, JUST MADE HER WAY INTO LORENZO
Emmanuelle:
Wdym
Blanca:
So diba I went to find Lola
The bitch was not on the dance floor, on the table, on the tree, and bar island
So I thought of going to the CR thinking maybe she's finally puking her gut out
But since we knew that Lola does not easily get drunk even tho she downed coke rum, margarita, tequila, mojito, and anotha coke rum in span of 30 minutes
Failed
So I headed to the shore instead
In hopes of perhaps, she's doing some folklore music video again
Anotha failed
And then I went back to paraw
AND GUESS WHAT???
Emmanuelle:
What?
Blanca:
I FOUND THE BITCH ON THE SECOND FLOOR TOGETHER WITH LORENZO SUCKING EACH OTHER'S FACES
I CANNOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, EXPECTED THAT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Emmanuelle:
OMG
Blanca:
AGREE
Emmanuelle:
Omfg hahahahahahahahahaha
Is Lorenzo drunk?
Blanca:
IDK
MAYBE??????
HE WOULDN'T LET LOLA SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA HIM IF HE'S SOBER
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU LITTLE PUSSY @Lola
WHAT DID YOU DO TO LORENZO
Emmanuelle:
Not Devon and I cackling while Lucky was tense af
He's worried about his friend who was prolly unconscious about his action hahahahahahaha
Heading there atm
Blanca:
YOU BETTER OR ELSE SOMEONE WILL GET PREGNANT TONIGHT
2:03 AM
Lola:
Well, in my defense, Lorenzo's participation just ended this son of a gun bartender lovesick for me
Boi if it didn't break the kid's heart watching me changing saliva with Lorenzo
IT WAS WORTH WATCHING IF YOU'LL ASK ME
And yup I think Lorenzo was kinda drunk
Nope actually he's drunk
He's here though sleeping on my lap like a babyyyyy
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