iMessage
Sat, Apr 10, 8:00 AM
Lola:
Hi good morninggggggg <333
Lorenzo:
Good morning
Read 8:01 AM
8:09 AM
Lola:
Nasan po si Lorenzo?
Pakibalik po sa baby ko yung phone niya please
Lorenzo:
What are you saying?
Lola:
Ikaw ba yan?
Babe?
Lorenzo:
Who else?
And I'm not your babe
Lola:
Future babe
And hahahahahahahaha
I thought you were abducted by the men in black lol
Lorenzo:
Baliw
Lola:
There there
That's the Lorenzo I knew hahaha
Eh kasi nag good morning ka pabalik eh
Eh hindi ka naman ganon
Kala ko hindi ikaw yan hahaha
Lorenzo:
Your brain is already in haywire in such an early day
Lola:
Ikaw naman napaka snub mo
Lorenzo:
I'm not snub
Lola:
ANONG HINDE?!!
Ni hindi mo nga ako binati kagabi kapal neto
Lorenzo:
Ako pa makapal
Lola:
OO napaka snub mong grumpy ka
Para kang OSCARS
Lorenzo:
???
Lola:
Hindi mo alam ang OSCARS?
OMG BABE???
HINDI MO KILALA KAKAMBAL MO?
Lorenzo:
I KNOW OSCARS
What I do not know is you twinning me to OSCARS
Lola:
Parehas kasi kayong snub :(((
Lagi niyong inissnub yung mga monumental at deserving
TULAD KO
ALAM MO BANG ISA PALANG ANG NANALO NA FEMALE DIRECTORS AS BEST DIRECTORS SA OSCARS??? TAPOS THERE WERE ONLY FIVE WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN NOMINATED???
Kahit deserving naman DUH GRETA GERWIG??? CELINE SCIAMMA???
Oscars is so sexist babe
Just because we're women we can't compete to men na agad?
That's why I really love Natalie Portman
Napanood mo ba yung OSCARS 2020?
Nakita mo yung suot ni Natalie?
She wore a custom Dior gown and cape where the last names of eight female directors who were snubbed were embroidered on one side
And that was so amaazzeeeballlsssss
Tapos yung Parasite pa
Alam mo ba yung beef don?
Na hindi daw talaga pinanood ng Academy ang Parasite?
Pero dahil sikat at controversial AND DESERVE NAMAN TALAGA MANALO
Pinanalo na nila
Hindi nila siguro kasi kakayanin ang backlash kapag i-nisnub nila Parasite
I mean, you think any of the rich people in the room saw the film and realized it was about them?
Chances are they went over their head!
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE FUCKING JEFF BEZOS WAS THERE
SMH
Read 10:05 AM
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
