The Good Interest

#TGIChapter80

BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT

MON 7:03 PM

Blanca:

Hey vagina owners, did you know that apparently when you're sitting in someone's lap they can feel it on their legs???

I am never sitting on anyone's lap ever again

Never

Devon:

You mean they can feel our pechay???

Blanca:

Yes mam

Devon:

Omg

Blanca:

Facts

Lola:

Gatekeeping my vagina now I'm never sitting on anyone again

Emmanuelle:

Depends on the pants if you're wearing jeans they just feel warmth

But if you're wearing leggings and you sit on bare skin

Yeah they can feel your lips

But if you have an ass all they feel is ass

Blanca:

I don't have an ass

Emmanuelle:

Facts

Blanca:

Hater

Wala ka rin naming pwet

Si Lola at Devon lang ang may pwet sating apat so stfu Emmanuelle

Emmanuelle:

I know

Devon:

Hahahaha lol thanks Blancs

Blanca:

You too shut up

Anyway, that's not the only bomb news I have

@Lola, I saw your man in a restaurant just a while ago widda girl

WHAT THE HELL

Emmanuelle:

WHAT THE HELL

Lola:

Oh it was Sandra

Devon:

WHAT THE HELL

Lola:

Chill hotties I actually know that

Nagpaalam naman sa akin si Lorenzo

Hindi na rin kasi siya nakatanggi dahil pinuntahan siya mismo ni ate girl sa UP lol gaya-gaya ng galawan hahaha

Alangan naman pauwiin niya diba?

Besides, mother dear back the girl up lmao

Emmanuelle:

Wth Lo, don't you feel it? Pinagkaka-isahan ka ng Nanay ni Lorenzo tsaka nung ex niya

Lola:

You think I don't know that?

I just you know? Have a huge trust on Lorenzo

And he's also updating me from time to time

Lmao sila ang magkasama pero ako ang ka-text niya

You see?

I still win

Devon:

Sabagay

Blanca:

Pero hindi ka dapat masanay sa ganyang set-up Mowalola ang pangit tingnan!

Kung hindi pa ako yayayain ng Nanay ko sa mall kanina hindi ko mawi-witness ang muntikan ng infidelity ng jowa mo

Lola:

That's not infidelity

Blanca:

Muntikan nga diba???? Almost

Buti naman alam mo

And you gatta point there lmao he's with his ex but his presence is in his gf boo Lola masyado mong ginalingan

Emmanuelle:

I'm still not convinced

Babae pa rin si Sandra

Alam niya kung pano ka titirahin because she was also in that position before

Blanca:

Not Emmanuelle filling my position as the gatekeeper friend

Emmanuelle:

Tanga nag-aadvice lang ako

Blanca:

Fuck you advice din naman yung sinasabi ko kay Lola before ah???

Devon:

The point is, it's good that you know what Lorenzo's up to

But you should not be dependent on that set-up

Daig ng malandi ang maganda ma @Lola

Blanca:

Yan ang advice!!! Yung sayo @Emmanuelle nakakatakot eh

Emmanuelle:

Ulul

Wala ka kasing jowa

Blanca: