THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
MAR 30, 9: 11 PM
Blanca:
MOWALOLAAAAAAAA
WHERE IN THIS CITY OF GOD ARE YOUUUUUU
WHY AREN'T YOU ON YOUR BEDDD
Lola:
Downstairs bitch
Drinking my coffee latte
Blanca:
YOU SELFISH BITCH YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR US
Lola:
You guys are too beat
Didn't want to wake ya'll up
Besides, I can't even sleep properly because Devon kept snoring the life outta me
Blanca:
Ugh thank God I didn't hear any
Lola:
Because you bitches are tulog mantika
Anyway
Go and do your youtubers morning routine already
I'll wait for ya'll here
Blanca:
Okay we're all up na
DON'T GO ANYWHERE BITCH AND WAIT FOR US
Lola:
I will
Oh
I have some juicy morning tweet for ya'll
Blanca:
What is itttttttt
Lola:
Preview: Saw this cutie little dumpling at the shore earlier while I was doing some folklore music video
AND HE'S CUTE AF
TOTALLY MY TEMPLATE
Blanca:
OMG
Details details
Lola:
Later
Blanca:
GADDAMN
Okay okay we'll hurry up na and again don't go anywhere!
10:20 AM
Emmanuelle:
Lo, question
Are you already on your kini?
The girls are debating if we'll wear bikini na ba or stroll fit muna?
Lola:
I'm already on my bikini
But I'm wearing a boho robe for some cover up
Emmanuelle:
Alright
Where we'll also eat, Lo?
I'm hungry AF
Lola:
McDo?
Emmanuelle:
Agreed
Lola:
YAY
Emmanuelle:
Be there in 11
3:15 PM
Lola:
You bettah have solid reasons for you Blanca and Emmanuelle deserting Devon and I like this
Devon:
Where are you mommies
Why did you abandon us
Blanca:
SORRY BITCHESSSS
Emmanuelle and I went back to our hostel because my cousin texted me to meet me up there
You two were busy playing with sharks so we didn't disturb you
Lola:
You could've left a message that you two will eye-bolling your cousin
Devon and I were batshit crazy looking for your asses
Devon:
True
Blanca:
LMAO SORRYYYYYYYYY
Lucky was too excited to eat Emmanuelle
So blame these too not me
Emmanuelle:
FUCK YOU
Lola:
GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE
NOW
Blanca:
Comingggggggggggg
Where you?
Lola:
Exit bar
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Blanca:
Did you order for us?
Lola:
NO
Blanca:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU BITCH
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
