THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
APR 1, 4:44 PM
Blanca:
So where are you little slut
Bigla bigla ka na lang nawawala
Lola:
Room
Blanca:
And why?
I thought we're going to try banana boat?
Lola:
I already did
I banana boat someone's mouth
Hahahahahaha
Blanca:
WTF
YOU DID WHAT????
Lola:
Don't panic bitch
I just make out with some stranger I met on tinder
Blanca:
IN OUR ROOM?!!!
Lola:
No bitch in the sea
Of course
Blanca:
DID YOU BLEACH THE ROOM AFTER?
Lola:
WHY WOULD I BLEACH THE ROOM????
Blanca:
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO SMELL THE AFTERMATH OF YOUR EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES CALLED SPERMSSSSSSSS
Lola:
We didn't have sex bitch
We just make out
Blanca:
KAHIT NA
HINDI KA PA NAKUNTENTO KAY LORENZO YOU BITCH
Lola:
Naaaaahhhh
Speaking of
Where's my drunken baby?
Is he okay already?
Blanca:
BAD MOOD AF
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Lucky's been driving him mad
He was teasing Lorenzo if he remembers anything from earlier
Lola:
Does he?
Blanca:
Lmao he's not answering
He's just giving Lucky death stares while keeping his mouth shut
Lucky mentioned that Lorenzo is a weakshit like Devon
So he prolly doesn't remember anything
Good for you bitch
Lorenzo will not see you as a plague again
Lola:
Hahahahahahaha
I can't decide if it's a good thing though
I'd rather prefer he knew what we did last night and be grumpy the whole fucking day than pretend to know nothing and just shrugged every fuckin thing off
Blanca:
Ugh stop why are you getting all poetic on me
Do you like him?
I thought you're just playing with him?
Lola:
Dunno
But something inside of me would surely get sad if he'll act the latter one
Blanca:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Lola:
I know
ANYWAY
Where you
I'm hungry again
Blanca:
HUNGRY OF WHAT BITCH???
Hahahahahahaha we're in Tito's boracay
Come here and stop sulking
This is our last day
Make the most fun outta it
Lola:
I CERTAINLY WILL
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
