THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
MAR 20, 8:45 PM
Blanca:
ATTENTION BITCHES
I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR EMMANUELLE BUT BAD NEWS FOR THE REST
Lola:
Bitch you did not eat my lasagna in your fridge, did you?
Blanca:
At least for Devon because Lola will just shrugged it off fosho
No @Lola I didn't eat your lasagna
Iyong iyo na lasagna mo
Devon:
What is it @Blanca?
Lola:
Good
Emmanuelle:
I knew it already
Blanca:
WHAT
Emmanuelle:
You're 20 minutes late
Blanca:
WHAT
Okay I think we're reading the same page here
But no don't spill the news yet (which is prolly vaginal good foyo)
Lemme
Emmanuelle:
Hatdug
Blanca:
That's what she said
Lola:
If you two will keep playing pinoy henyo I will kick ya both asses off of here
SPILL IT KOPIKO BLANCA
Emmanuelle:
Kopiko Blanca
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blanca:
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Devon:
REALLY THESE TWO
Blanca:
Okay so here's the not so good and not so bad news
My cousin, Lucky—who is Emmanuelle's Fifty Shades of Grey of the month—will also go to Bora this holy week
Devon:
WHAT???? I THOUGHT NO BOYS ALLOWED EMMANUELLE?????
Emmanuelle:
For the record, I didn't invite him, Devon
He invited himself
Ask Blanca she prolly story tell to every-fucking-one that we will go to Bora hence Lucky received the news
Lola:
No problem with me
Devon:
LOLA!!!!!!!!!!!
Blanca:
YOU'RE SUCH A FAKE NEWS EMMANUELLE
No guys I didn't go 24 oras about our trip to Bora
But I had a hunch that Lucky must have saw our conversation when we were having fam day last Sunday
Emmanuelle:
Yup that's the same day Lucky asked me
I didn't lie but I also didn't invite him
I told him that issa girls trip
No boys allowed (DEVON, 2021)
Devon:
And then? How come?
Emmanuelle:
No idea
He prolly decided that he'll go too
AND WITH A CLASSMATE
Lola:
What?
Blanca:
YUP
They already bought tickets yesterday
Lola:
They?
Blanca:
YUP
Lola:
STOP THE YUPS BLANCA AND FUCKING STARTS TO ELABORATE THE PRONOUN
Blanca:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH CHILL BIATCH
Lucky and his classmate from UP
Don't know the name
Not interested
Emmanuelle:
Lorenzo's the name of the guy
Blanca's not interested in him because he's not her template
BOO BLANCA
Blanca:
At least I'm honest
Devon:
They'll go by roro rin?
Blanca:
Nope Air Asia
Lorenzo the dude was maarte he didn't like going there by sea he wants by air
Lola:
Wow
Blanca:
I agree
Emmanuelle:
Technically, Lorenzo was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
Why would he go there by sea if he can afford a plane ticket?
DUH BLANCA
Lola:
Okay I'm cool with it
Just don't let em interrupt us girls with our plan
EMMANUELLE, YA HEAR?
Emmanuelle:
Affirmed
Lola:
Good
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
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