The Good Interest

#TGIChapter5

THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT

MAR 26, 9: 05 PM

Blanca:

Do men realize when us girls get a brazilian it's like getting your soul ripped out of your vagina

Emmanuelle:

Bet zero bucks they don't know that

Boys attention nowadays are fixated to eat everyone's pussy and beat em afterward

Blanca:

Ohhhhhhh

Speaking from experience, eh?

Did Lucky do that?

Emmanuelle:

Gaga baka that's your cousin?

And nope

I would smack him down out on the floor before he gets to me first

Lola:

Good, you're learning, @Emmanuelle

Emmanuelle:

Got it from you master, @Lola

Devon:

OMG GUYS LOOK AT MY VAGINA

Lola:

NO DEVON DON'T

!!!!!!!

Emmanuelle:

Keep ya pussy to yourself Devs I'm eating

Blanca:

NOOOOOOOOOOO DEVON

I'M EATING!!!!!!!!

Devon:

Gagoooooooooo hahahahaha won't even send a pic parang mga tanga

But I just come face-to-face with my private part and it's so reddish!!!

Rosy cheeks tbh

Lola:

Wtf is rosy cheecks

Emmanuelle:

I'm imagining you Devs

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Devon:

I'm sorry guys it's just that this is my first time getting a Brazilian huhu

It's so painful

Blanca:

Saaaaaameeee

I never forget that moment when the esthetician asked me to put my legs up on my shoulder

I feel like a cheerleader there for a second

Lola:

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

Devon:

So true

I almost die of embarrassment when the esthetician went all journey to the center of the earth on me 

Lola:

Oh my god

Devon:

Gotta say though I feel so raw, smooth, silky, and sexy down there hihihi

I'm really so Bora ready

Blanca: 

Agree with you this time Devs

I feel like that 45 minutes of laying down on the table spread eagle was totally worth it

Emmanuelle:

OMG YOU GUYS

MY FAM KEEPS GIVING ME INCREDULOUS LOOK BECAUSE MY FACE WAS RED AND I WAS CLUTCHING MY STOMACH AND THERE'S NO VOICE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH SO BASICALLY I WAS MUTE LAUGHING AND I AM POSITIVE I LOOKED LIKE A PSYCHO AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU'RE PUSSIES I FUCKING CANNOT

Lola:

Lmfaooooooooooooo

Devon:

Palibhasa you two are already used to it eh noh huhuhu

Lola:

For the record, your reactions were insanely similar to my reaction when I first got my wax

HELL THE FIRST EXPERIENCE REALLY THE BRUTAL

But I eventually fell in love with it because I firmly believe that cleanliness is next to Godliness

Emmanuelle:

Lol

You're such a bitch Lo

But... I gotta agree

Lola:

IKR

ANYWAY

The pain will only last for two days

Once it dissipated you both will fully grasp the beauty of it

Emmanuelle:

DAMN RIGHT