THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
MAR 26, 9: 05 PM
Blanca:
Do men realize when us girls get a brazilian it's like getting your soul ripped out of your vagina
Emmanuelle:
Bet zero bucks they don't know that
Boys attention nowadays are fixated to eat everyone's pussy and beat em afterward
Blanca:
Ohhhhhhh
Speaking from experience, eh?
Did Lucky do that?
Emmanuelle:
Gaga baka that's your cousin?
And nope
I would smack him down out on the floor before he gets to me first
Lola:
Good, you're learning, @Emmanuelle
Emmanuelle:
Got it from you master, @Lola
Devon:
OMG GUYS LOOK AT MY VAGINA
Lola:
NO DEVON DON'T
!!!!!!!
Emmanuelle:
Keep ya pussy to yourself Devs I'm eating
Blanca:
NOOOOOOOOOOO DEVON
I'M EATING!!!!!!!!
Devon:
Gagoooooooooo hahahahaha won't even send a pic parang mga tanga
But I just come face-to-face with my private part and it's so reddish!!!
Rosy cheeks tbh
Lola:
Wtf is rosy cheecks
Emmanuelle:
I'm imagining you Devs
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
Devon:
I'm sorry guys it's just that this is my first time getting a Brazilian huhu
It's so painful
Blanca:
Saaaaaameeee
I never forget that moment when the esthetician asked me to put my legs up on my shoulder
I feel like a cheerleader there for a second
Lola:
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
Devon:
So true
I almost die of embarrassment when the esthetician went all journey to the center of the earth on me
Lola:
Oh my god
Devon:
Gotta say though I feel so raw, smooth, silky, and sexy down there hihihi
I'm really so Bora ready
Blanca:
Agree with you this time Devs
I feel like that 45 minutes of laying down on the table spread eagle was totally worth it
Emmanuelle:
OMG YOU GUYS
MY FAM KEEPS GIVING ME INCREDULOUS LOOK BECAUSE MY FACE WAS RED AND I WAS CLUTCHING MY STOMACH AND THERE'S NO VOICE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH SO BASICALLY I WAS MUTE LAUGHING AND I AM POSITIVE I LOOKED LIKE A PSYCHO AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU'RE PUSSIES I FUCKING CANNOT
Lola:
Lmfaooooooooooooo
Devon:
Palibhasa you two are already used to it eh noh huhuhu
Lola:
For the record, your reactions were insanely similar to my reaction when I first got my wax
HELL THE FIRST EXPERIENCE REALLY THE BRUTAL
But I eventually fell in love with it because I firmly believe that cleanliness is next to Godliness
Emmanuelle:
Lol
You're such a bitch Lo
But... I gotta agree
Lola:
IKR
ANYWAY
The pain will only last for two days
Once it dissipated you both will fully grasp the beauty of it
Emmanuelle:
DAMN RIGHT
YOU ARE READING
The Good Interest
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