THE BLASPEHEMERS GROUPCHAT
FRI 9:06 PM
Blanca:
Do you guys agree that to experience me romantically is a privilege?
Lola:
Of course!
What happened on your date babe?
Devon:
Something happened, Blancs?
Blanca:
Disappointing and boring af
I mean I knew that this was gonna happened
Emmanuelle:
Ano nangyare?
Devon:
You sounded so sad Blancs
What happened
Blanca:
Long story short
I survived
I mean diba you guys witnessed how I was so excited for this date despite my dislikes about him because I still want to meet him and I'm willing to swallow our differences if this date gonna work
Turns out sobrang taas ng bi-nuild kong expectation today tapos walang kwenta lang pala
Lola:
You mean to say hanggang dating apps lang yang guy mo
Blanca:
Yup
Devon:
Wala bang sparks?
Blanca:
NADA
Alam niyo yung feeling na kapag mag-go-grocery kayong pamilya tapos ikaw ayos na ayos tapos yung kapatid mo parang kalalabas lang ng CR tapos kung ano na lang makitang damit ang isusuot tapos nung nasa grocery na kayo hindi man lang tumutulong sa pag push ng cart and worst walang ambag???
Emmanuelle:
What a logic
Lola:
I'm cackling
Devon:
That's so sad
Blanca:
Couldn't agree more
Ibawi niyo na lang ako ng date sa date niyo bukas @Lola @Emmanuelle
BYE I'm gonna sleep na napagod ako sa wala punyeta
Lola:
Awwwwww sure babe
Goodnight
You know we love you
Emmanuelle:
Fuck that asshole wag ko lang makita yan papangahan ko yan
Devon:
Date din tayo bukas Blancs if you want
We love you mwa goodnight <3
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The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
