THE BLASPHEMERS GROUPCHAT
MAR 31, 11: 16 AM
Lola:
So this is ya'll revenge on me?
Leaving me alone in our room?
Blanca:
Bitch we were waking you up but to no avail
We started thinking that you might be dead so to not be an accessory to the crime
We left
Lola:
Wow that was so thoughtful
Blanca:
So true bestie
Hahahahahahahaha
You weren't drunk but you were too beat
What did you do last night you looked so kahabag-habag
Lola:
Awwww thanks guys <3
Blanca:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Come here we're in Gerry's grill
OH NO WAIT
Alright
Lola:
What?
Blanca:
Someone will fetch you princess
You're welcome
Lola:
HA???
Who???
Wait someone's knocking
Blanca:
ABOUT DAMN TIME
Enjoy bitch
11:35 AM
Lola:
So whose idea was that?
Why did this cutie grumpy dumpling telling me that he's here to fetch me???
So tell me
Why did God let me look like shit this morning when He knew that Lorenzo was coming???
Blanca:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME BITCH FACE
It was Emmanuelle and Lucky's idea
Lucky was sorry for not meeting the end of his bargain
Lola:
Tell me him I'm not thank you
Blanca:
LMAO WHY
Lola:
Well, it was already so thoughtful but then he added that he was forced to do so
Like really
Does this grumpy human being know how to lie?
He was so straightforward
He even told me that I looked like shit
That I smell alcohol and shit
But he still cute in my eyes tho
I'll just let it pass
Emmanuelle:
The grumpiness was already in his DNA, Lo
Lucky said to just bear it
Lorenzo's annoyed with everything
Lola:
Then it's high time to tame this grumpy man
Blanca:
And what would Nancy Drew do?
Lola:
Nothing biggie
I'm just going to have sex with him
Blanca:
WHAT???
LOLA
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The Good Interest
ChickLitMowalola, a transferee from SVU and now a tafter, juggling being as a magna cum laude in booze, school, going to beaches and making bold moves. She's privileged enough to have the life-like Cher from Clueless, Rory from the Gilmore girls type of stu...
