No Accidental Meetings With Souls (Tony Stark x reader)

Pepper, Pepper, Pepper *Sighs*

A/N: Assume the Far From Home has happened like recently in the story plot. You all know the crime fighting Spider-Man and Quentin Beck.

It's been a few months since the engagement and you couldn't be happier and.........Tony.........couldn't be any more giddy. Lines of events passed on. Let's give a few examples and we'll see how your life *cough cough* went.

> You calling Tony, well, "Tony the cuddle bear." Or simply "Tony the bear." during your cuddle session with him after the anniversary night.

> Tony poking you to be the CEO of his company. You said no, because you were an Avenger and an assassin and didn't work in the field of business. He went to poke Banner then.

> You had to stop Tony, like literally pull his ass out of the lab before he could eat Bruce's brain.

> Let's just say Tony got the biggest-ass-whooping bummer in his life, made a mental note to not piss you off and had to sleep on the couch that night.

> You made him handle the company while helping him. You also met Peter Parker.

> "Honey, why can't Peter be the CEO?" "Because of the stunt he pulled with Mysterio aka Quentin Beck annnnnnddd for passing on my technology to the wrong hands. I feel like he'll sell my company one day." "I heard that.>_<"

> Taking care Morgan, like she's your daughter. She started calling you 'mommy' after Tony's consent, which melted your heart, and you readily accepted her.

> Peter being real sweet and cute. He called you Mrs. Stark once by mistake [or maybe because Tony asked him to.] which made you blush. Tony sees this and becomes jealous.

> "Hey,hey,hey. That's my girl you're trying to steal, Parker." "Tony, are you jealous of a boy who's trying to follow your orders?" "N-no! Of course not! Just making sure." "Mm-hm."

> Tony "accidentally" posting a picture of your engagement on Instagram, making the press go wild.

And after several instances of Tony being a childish dork, you and him were now in his office, interviewing candidates or may I say, sluts and plastic rag dolls who have no idea that Stark's fucking fiancée is the woman next to him, well, they were all applying to be his assistant. This particular slut was crossing the line. She kept flirting to a emotionless faced Tony, and you on the other hand were giving her a death glare that could buy her a million years in hell.

"Ahem. Would you like a painful kick on the ass or the face, bitch?" You asked "super politely".
"And who are you to stop me?" She hissed.
"His fucking fiancée." You answered. Tony was still emotionless and was staring at you like a newborn child who had no fucking goddamn idea what was going on in this world. The slut looked disgusted.

"Her? And your fiancée? Darling, you could do so much better." She said. Tony shook his head.
"One. You are NOT qualified. Two. She is my fucking soulmate and fiancée. Three. Piss off before I make you do." He simply stated. The slut just glared at Tony before leaving. You both sighed in relief.

"Are we done?" He asked. You simply shook your head.
"I hate this." He stated.
"Do you think I like this too?" You said.
"Oh, no, love." You sighed as you checked the paper.
"You have one more interview." You said.
"I don't want interviews, I want you." He whined.
"Tony the bear, concentrate on your work."
"I'm not Tony the bear, I'm Tony the horny bear." He continued whining and also showed you his huge erect, um, friend. You however resisted. You had enough, soon.
"I need you-"
"I need you too." He cut you off but you finished your sentence after that.
"To focus on your job." Tony whined again.
"But I really, like really want you. I want to ravish you till you're screaming my name an-" He was cut off by a strawberry- blonde haired woman with blue eyes, who looked familiar.