No Accidental Meetings With Souls (Tony Stark x reader)

Calvin Johnathan

A/N: Play this audio like, before the chapter starts so you get what happens

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"
"WHICH PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN WOULD PLAY AN AIRHORN THIS EARLY!"
"WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" "LANGUAGE!" "DON'T FUCKING LANGUAGE ME!"
"I'LL KICK YOUR BOOTY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP! WE ARE TRYING TO REST HERE!"
"DUDE, ME AND MY FIANCÉE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"

And after a lot of groans and curses, you finally stomped out of your shared tent. Well, you know that you all were just yanked out of your dreams or nightmares, whatever it is, you were angry. That's an understatement. Anyone could see the steam spewing out of your ears.

"Where the fuck is this idiot?!" You yelled. You looked around to see no one. You looked up, gasping at the person who blew the airhorn.
"Wade Wilson?! How did you come here?!" You yelled again. Tony came out of the tent.
"Wilson, you?!" Tony was mad too because Tony and Wade had a big-.......well they were having issues. "Go back to your universe!" He said.
"What? Can't I meet Spider-Parker?" He asked, innocently. You rolled your eyes.
"No you aren't touching or talking to my son!" Tony yelled. You looked at him quizzically when you heard "son".
"Da-Mr. Stark, I need to talk to him, whether you like it or not!" Peter said, coming out of his tent. Clint popped his head out of the tent and gasped.
"You sonofabitch! IS THAT MR. AIRHORN?! HOW DARE YOU?! GIVE MY FRIGGIN' BEST FRIEND BACK?!" Clint yelled. There was entire chaos.

You looked towards the sky and closed your eyes, totally annoyed of what was going on. And that was the time you played the author card. That is the great......ME! I came in to the chaos and saw Clint climbing on to the tree pulling Wade's leg.

"LISTEN UP, AIRHEADS! NOW'S NOT THAT TIME TO GO BANANAS! SO BETTER PUT YOUR ASSES BACK TO THEIR PLACE!" I roared angrily, everyone looked at me. You smiled at me, happily and I gave you a thumbs up.

"Who are you and what do you have to do with my girl?" Tony asked me plainly.
"The creator of this damn world and the best friend of your girl. K? Now shut up! And you!" I pointed towards Wade, who's smug look turned scared. He gulped loudly. "You better get back to were you were!" I ordered. Wade shook his head violently.
"No? Ok then *snap* This will work. *Wade vanishes out of no where* You see that. That will happen if you irritate Y/N!" I said, sternly. Peter started crying.
"Wade's gone. And he's never coming back!" He wailed. I went and patted his back.
"Wade's not gone. He's transported back to his home. K?" I comforted. Peter hugged me tightly and sniffled.
"Well Miss Creator. What are you doing here?" Nat asked. (A/N: For all of you who don't know. I'm a 'she' or a female.)
"Cause Y/N called me and when she calls me, it means emergency. *snap* *I disappear from the scene*"

The Avengers looked at each other. They looked at the spot where the author/I was standing. They then looked at each other, quizzically.
"Did she just poofed out of nowhere?" Tony asked. You shrugged.
"She's full of magic, hon. Even I don't know." You said but then you heard a sob. Everyone turned towards a crying Clint.
"Mr. Airhorn............He was my bestest friend........He's gone." Clint cried silently. Nat patted his back. "I'll miss you so much Mr. Airhorn." He said. Vicky rolled her eyes.
"He should be an 'it' not a 'he'. It was just a thing, dude,not your family." Vicky said. Clint glared at her while she just shrugged.

Steve seemed to look around the dense forest. Something didn't feel right, and he felt like that the team should be back on their walking track. Vision noticed this too.
"I think we should continue our journey from here. It's uncertain that we are safe here." Vision told and all of you nodded in agreement.