N.R. One Shots

Nice try

Nat comes in late from a mission.
She walks into the room on her tippy toes, sees you sleeping and drapes herself over you.

You shift a little and start.
"Nat?"
"Mmhmm.."
"Did you just come?"
"Yeah.."
"Did you clean up?"
"....not really."

She knows what's coming.
"Nat! You're getting in the bed covered in dirt and slime .....and BLOOD!"

Cue panicked shuffling and hurriedly turning on the lights.

"Is it YOUR blood!?!"
"Y/N..."
"Are you HURT?!"
"Y/N.. I wanna sleep.."
You prod her till she turns over.
"Tasha! THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR SIDE!"
"It doesn't hurt," she shrugs.

"I'm gonna stitch you up, hold on."
Nat grabs your collar and kisses you hard.
You kiss for a full minute before breaking away and see her smirk.

"Nice try. I'll be back in two minutes."
She groans.