Bees :)

11

"hello chat!" tubbo yelled at the screen grinning broadly,
"guess who we have with us today guys"

"suprise!" you pop into view of the camera "its meee"
"y/nn you were supposed to wait for your queue" tubbo whined
"sorry! sorry! i was just too impaitient"
you grin at him and he laughed
"yes chat we do have the one, the only, y/n here with us today!"
"yea! i found tubbo's box on the side of the road and thought i'd check on him" you joke
"oh shut up y/n" tubbo rolled his eyes.

the two of you talk to chat, before logging onto minecraft.
"ooohhhhh look tommys online!" you notice
"ooh yes lets go talk to the child!"

(in game)
tubbo_: tommmmyyyyyy
tubbo_: join vc
tubbo_: join vc
tubbo_: join vc
TommyInnit: alright alright!

you and tubbo stay silent while you wait for tommy to join vc.

"YOOO" tommy screams through the mic "SORRY MUM"

you and tubbo burst out laughing
"aw man we ruined it!" tubbo cried unable to stop laughing
"wait what?" tommy asked
"we were gonna stay silent for a bit then scream at you" you start
"but we ruined it by laughing!" tubbo finished
you both roll around laughing uncomtrollably.
after a while you manage to stop.
"hey you streamin tommy?"
"uh nah im just chillin"
"ok great, wanna do a ylyl with me and y/n? i dont really have anything else to do on the server."
"sure, lemme just put this stuff in my chest"

you wait for tommy with tubbo jumping between two blocks of grass boredly.

"aight bud and buddette, im ready!"

you giggle at his weird nickname and tubbo closes minecraft.

"YO mods! turn on media share so we can do a ylyl with chat!"
"oi tubbo dont be so rude, you say mods? please may you turn on media share so my chat can do a ylyl with us?"
"alright mum" tommy butted in.
"oi dont be so rude tomathy!" you shout back
"AY! MY NAME IS NOT TOMATHY!"
"yea yea whatever bitch boy"
tommy shouts into the microphone so loud that you cant make out what hes saying. you roll your eyed and sigh.

once hes finally done you say
"finished?"
he mutters something that sounds like "god damn that bitch if she wasnt tubbos girlfriend i would-"
"im sorry, what did you just say tomathy?"
"um.. right! media share has been set up! lets get this thing started"

you frown at tubbos quick subject change but dont say anything.

"so chat! lets get these videos star- oh heres the first one!"

i short video plays on the screen, its a dancing yellow egg that speaks in a deep gravelly voice.

"i uh im kind of terrified of that" tubbo spoke up first
"well you better get used to it wilburs dating it!"
"wait what?"
"someone play the clip of wilbur for tubbo guys he needs to see this"

another clip plays of a dog with teeth that stick out trying to eat a stick, before the clip of wilbur watching the egg video popped up.

tubbo watches intentely
"im gay! im gay for the egg! wilbur shouts
"ah i understand now" tubbo giggled
"oh damnit i lost a life"
you try really hard not to laugh as tubbos face turned into a full pout
a small quick breath escaped your mouth.
"HEY! THAT WAS A LAUGH!!!" he exclaimed
"NO IT WASNT!!!" you yell back after regaining control over yourself
"i just breathed out!!!"
"tommy what do you think?"
"oh that was so a laugh" he said drawlingly
"gosh damnit"
"ha ha now we are even again!"
"thats not fair i was laughing at you!"
"doesnt matter any laughing is ILLEGAL" tommy butted in
"oh shut it bitch boy" you muttered
"oi!" tommy shouted back
you grin at the camera innocently
"what me?" you ask in mock horror,
"how dare you accuse me of any thing of that sort!"
you hear tubbo chuckle lightly next to you.
"tubbo! you laughed!"
"oh for fucks sakes!!!!!" he exclaimed
"haha you lose another life!" tommy laughed
"alright, mods, put a poll in chat to see if we can refresh or keep going as we are" tubbo said almost angrily
"aww is ickle tubbo not happy?" tommy cooed at him
"oh shut up tommy"
while you wait for the poll results to come in another video plays, this time its a guy on a scateboard who says
"cars are for weenies!" then rides away without looking and hits a car.
"wow" you say "not gonna lie that was terribly unfunny"
"well," tommy started "i wont say this often because women arent often right, but i have to agree with the woman on that one, that video was absolutely shit"
"ah the poll results came back!" tubbo squealed
"oh your chat is full of pussies tubbo!" tommy said "they all said start over!"
"that doesnt make them pussies! tubbo defended "i think my chat it quite pog!"
"well," you started immitating tommy, "i wont say this often, because tommy is rarely right, but i have to agree with tommy here, your chat is full of absolute pussies tubbo"
"oh piss off y/n" tommy spat in fake annoyance.
"guyyss cmon we gotta watch these videos"
you look back at the screen and see you've been missing videos people sent in.
you watch the next two in silence. they were pretty shit videos but you couldnt be bothered to comment. the next few were the same. every so often tommy or tubbo would say something like "cmon guys this isny even a little funny" or "get better humor dickheads" (a/n bet yoi can guess who said what xD)
but other than that you stayed silent.
this went on for a while before someone shares a video of tommy singing thats what i like, with a full routine and double cameras.
"JUMP IN THE CADILAC,
GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON IT"
you laugh at the pout on tommys face when he said the last line.
you hear him scream incoherently into the microphone.
you and tubbo try to restrain yourselves but you cant, and you fall apart laughing.
tommy keeps shouting on the other end and you laugh even more.
you hear a muffled shout of "shut up tom!" coming from who you presumed was tommys mum
"SORRY MUM" he shouted back
you fall off your chair cracking up with another wave of laughter
tubbo manages to remain seated as he almost cried at tommys reaction. tommy was still speaking incoherently into the mic. tubbo leaned down to help you up, but instead you pulled him down with you. he laughs again and pins you to the ground. then quickly jumps up noticing the awkward position they were in.
"um cmon y/n the people are waiting!"
"yea yea what ever tubbo"
"why dont you end stream so you lovebirds can have some time alone" tommy spoke up smirking. you both blush deeply and look at each other for a moment before tearing your gaze away and setting it back on the camera,
"uh lets watch some more videos guys!" tubbo spoke first

you both watch more videos for a while, tommy making snide comments every few minutes before you and tubbo sign off. tommy makes up some lame excuse to leave, but you both know hes just trying to give you alone time. and your both grateful.