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Classmate: I dare you-
King: Anya's not allowed to accept dares.
Classmate: Why.
Anya: I have no regard for my own safety.
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Rayi: Studying? More like student dying! Amirite or amirite?
King: Rayi are you ok?
Rayi: I haven't slept for 62 hours.
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King: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Ruby: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Anya:Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup is a smoothie.
Rayi: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie.
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Anya: Hey King, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?
King: A glass of water in an inanimate object and therefor incapable of having a thought process, and understanding basic english.
Anya:
Anya: WatEr yOu DoiNG?
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Rayi: Ruby, I think I'm dying. I see stars!
Ruby: Rayi, you have glitter in your eyes.
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Facts of the day:
King hates puns.I'm running out of memes.
Rayi has a rival simp.
