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Classmate: I dare you-

King: Anya's not allowed to accept dares.

Classmate: Why.

Anya: I have no regard for my own safety.

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Rayi: Studying? More like student dying! Amirite or amirite?

King: Rayi are you ok?

Rayi: I haven't slept for 62 hours.

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King: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Ruby: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Anya:Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup is a smoothie.

Rayi: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie.

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Anya: Hey King, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

King: A glass of water in an inanimate object and therefor incapable of having a thought process, and understanding basic english.

Anya:

Anya: WatEr yOu DoiNG?

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Rayi: Ruby, I think I'm dying. I see stars!

Ruby: Rayi, you have glitter in your eyes.

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Facts of the day:
King hates puns.

I'm running out of memes.

Rayi has a rival simp.

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