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Rayi: I'M JOHN CENA!

Rayi: *proceeds to play the John Cena theme on two recorders up his nose*

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Anya, drinking soda:

Ruby: It's 8 in the morning, why are you having that for breakfast?

Anya: What did you have for breakfast?

Ruby:

Anya: I'm doing more than you.

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Lev: I think I broke one of my livers.

Ivan: You only have one liver.

Lev: how many do I need to live?

Ivan: One.

Lev: I'm in trouble.

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Ruby: Lemme see what you have.

Anya: A knife! :D

Ruby: NO!

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Kiku: The floor is lava! *jumps onto the couch*

Rayi: *jumps onto the table*

Anya: *almost breaks the washing machine by jumping on it*

Yokio: *slips but manages to get onto a chair*

Ruby: *facepalms onto the floor and accepts her fate*

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Ruby: Why do have blood all over you?

Anya: I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Ruby: You killed someone?!

Anya: No, I just aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Kiku: *dropping a mug and breaking it* fuck.

Everyone: WHAT IN THE DIGGITY DARN FRICK FRACK TIC TAC HIKEY PATTY WACK SNIC SNACK QUARTERBACK MIC MAC HEART ATTACK RIC RAC DOUBLE BACK NAMED JACK DID YOU SAY?!

Kiku:

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Raven, walking into the room, eyes watering and sniffing: Mizuki...

Mizuki: Oh my goodness Raven! What happened? Why are you crying?

Raven: I'm not crying... My eyes are just watering from the smoke that's coming off of the fire in the kitchen... again.

Mizuki:

Mizuki:  𝕎 𝕙 𝕒 𝕥

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Rayi: We have a problem.

Kiku: What's the matter?

Anya, jumping through the window: Guys I need you to say that I'm your long lost cousin that has been living with you for the past 12 years here put this wig on real quick the cops  are coming we need to hurry and pack the ice tray-

Rayi: That. That's the problem.

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Lev: I just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever".

Ivan: Yeah, and " blushing " is a contraction of "blood rushing"

Rayi: Also, "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"

Lev and Ivan:

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