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Y/n: No one loves me.

Sad trio: Are you sure!

Y/n: Yeah...

Sad trio[Agressively pointing to themselves]: ARE YOU SURE!

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Ivan: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija board: Yes.

Ruby: Alright, your rent is 650€ every and it's due on the 1st.

Ouija board: What the hell?

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[Ivan and Lev arguing]

Lev: Alright, we're adults. Let's handle this maturely.

Ivan:

Ivan: Rock paper scissors?

Lev: Obviously.

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[At a wedding]

Raven: Hey, why is the bride wearing all white?

King: I guess because it's the happiest day of her life?

Raven: Then why is the man wearing all black?

Mizuki:

Mizuki: *chokes on air*

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Rayi: ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!

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Rayi[Reading anti love portion]: Simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die.

Anya: Sounds good to me.

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Anya: And here we have the rock that looks like a face rock.

King: Does it look like a rock?

Anya: No it looks like a face.

Raven: Is it a face?!?

Anya: No it's a rock.

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Rayi: We can't fight these things forever.

Rayi: Well, we can, but I don't want to.

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King: That's the tea.

King: *Sips coffee*

Ruby: You are a disgrace.

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Mizuki: Wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

Raven: Yeah.

Mizuki: You know who else is beautiful?

Raven: Who?

Mizuki: King.

Raven: I know right?

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Yokio: God I love how sexy I am.

Yokio: *has a coughing fit*

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Raven: Wow, it's such a beautiful day today, I love mother nature.

Yokio: MOTHER NATURE IS A WHORE!

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Facts of the day:

-Raven is our new character!

-Raven is a prince in another dimension think of The End from Minecraft.

-Raven is engaged with both Mizuki and King.

-We finally have someone who's taller than Anya! Raven's 7'5

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