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Ruby: Rayi, watch your language!
Rayi: Alright, alright, jeez!
[One month later]
Rayi: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my diddly darn feathers.
Ruby: *crying* Please just say fuck!
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Rayi: Do you have a bag I could borrow?
Anya: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Rayi: You could've just said no
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Ruby: Alright, I'm going out of town for a bit. Don't burn the house down.
Anya: Well shit, there goes my summer plans-
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Mizuki: Aw crap! I cut my finger!
King: Let me kiss it to make it better!
Mizuki: [Confused] Whu- how does that help??
King: Whenever the kids of my loyal subjects get hurt, I'd kiss it to make it better. It always works!
Mizuki: I see...
[Later]
Mizuki: Anya, I need you to punch me in the face.
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Anya [Holding out her hand]: Do you trust me?
Anyone with a brain: What?
Anya: Do you trust me?
Anyone with a brain: Of course not.
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Rayi: I'm a joke!
Anya: You're not a joke. You have to be funny to be a joke!
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Anya and Rayi: [look drunk]
Ruby: What are you doing?
Anya: Drowning in our sorrows.
King: You do realize you're drinking milk, right?
Rayi: Shut the fuck up.
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[King and Anya cooking]
King: Be careful with the onions, they can make you cry.
Anya: Not if you make them cry first!
Anya: *stabs the onion*
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Rayi[out of no where]: THE FLOOR IS HATING KING!
Everyone: *gets on off the floor*
King: *Drops to the floor*
Everyone: KING NO-
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[In bed]
King: Hey, Mizuki? You awake?
Mizuki: No, why?
King: If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be a piggy-er guinea ping??
Mizuki: If you and I had a baby, would it get my body and your late night thoughts, or your beauty and my late night murder thoughts?
King: *blushing* I...don't know how to feel about this...
Mizuki: *kisses King on the cheek* Go to sleep, baby.
King: *blushing harder* okay.
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[Mizuki getting hit on by some lady]
King: Excuse you that is my husband you're hitting on.
Lady: Really? I don't see a ring.
King: Shit!!! I knew I forgot something today!!
King: [gets on one knee to propose to Mizuki]
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Facts of the day:
King was the one who proposed.
Ruby has to go out of town every summer break for reasons unknown.
When someone messes with Anya, King is always there to protect her.
(But in reality Anya is the one who's actually protecting King)
Since Rayi and Anya can't drink they get 'drunk' by drinking milk like there's no tomorrow.
King is under age just like Anya and Rayi but since she's royalty she can drink all she wants.
(Likes wine more than beer)
