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Ran out of memes :(

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Ruby: So today, what do you guys wanna do?

Anya: I wanna die.

Rayi: WEED

King: I want the sweet releases of death.

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King: Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon. If you have to cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Ruby: If you had two bullets and four of us were in the same room, who would you shoot?

Yokio: I won't shoot.

Lev/Ivan: Easy just play russian roulette.

King: I'd shoot myself twice.

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Ruby[Teaching Yokio to drive]: So, Rayi and a puppy are on the road, what do hit?

Yokio: Rayi, is that even a question?

Ruby: THE BRAKES, YOU HIT THE BRAKES YOKIO.

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JeongJaehyun_thicc: No one loves me.

Author: Are you sure?

JeongJaehyun_thicc: Yeah...

Author[Agressively pointing to herself]: ARE YOU SURE.

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Ruby: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija board: Yes

Lev: Alright, your rent is 650€ every month.

Ivan: It's due on the 1st.

Ouija board: What the hell?

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[Lev and Ivan arguing]

Ivan: Alright, we're adults.

Lev: Let's handle this maturely.

Both:

Ivan: Rock paper scissors?

Lev: Obviously.

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[At a wedding]

Baby King: Hey, why is the birde wearing all white?

Servant: I guess because it's the happiest day of her life?

Baby King: Then why is the men wearing all black?

Servant:

Servant: *chokes on air*

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Rayi: ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!

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Yokio: A girl gave me her email adress, and it wasn't out of pity!

Mizuki: It was for a school project.

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Facts of the day:

Oldest to youngest:

Lev: 19

Ivan: 19

Ruby: 18

Yokio: 15

Rayi: 14

King: 14

Anya: 14

Mizuki: 13 about to be 14


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Lev and Ivan use to babysit Rayi when she was younger that's how she knows them.

Rayi knows Russian thanks to Lev and Ivan.

Mizuki's height is 7'9.1
(A.k.a the same height as Anya)

Yokio as PTSD while it comes to being in a small drak room. As why he sleeps with a night light.

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