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Lev: For tonight's final mystery, we have the Sack Of Mystery.

Ivan: When you put your money in it, it miraculously disappears!

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Bbish_101: [Reading anti love portion] Simply spray on your victim and watch them die.

JeongJaehyun_thicc: Sounds good to me.

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Kidnapper: I've come to kidnap you.

plebier-than-plebs:Let me ask Kiku.

Kidnapper: This isn't a choice.

plebier-than-plebs: She said no.

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Kiku(a.k.a Author): Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

JeongJaehyun_thicc: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

plebier-than-plebs: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Bbish_101: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie.

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Anya: And here we have the rock that looks like a face rock.

Rayi: Does it look like a rock?

Anya: No it looks like a face.

King: Is it a face?!?

Anya: No it'sa rock.

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Rayi: We can't fight these things forever.

Rayi: Well, we can, but I don't want to.

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Rayi: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Anya: Last night you drunk texted me s load of hearts.

Rayi: Out of anger.

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King: And that's the tea.

King: *Sips Coffee*

Ruby: You're are a disgrace.

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Rayi: You know who's looking good tonight?

Yokio: Who?

Rayi: Me.

Yokio: What?

Rayi: What...?

[Later]

King: You did what?!

Rayi: I panicked!!

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Yokio: God I love how sexy I am.

Yokio: *Has a coughing fit*

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King: Wow, it's such a beautiful day today, I love mother nature.

Rany(Anya x Rayi): MOTHER NATURE IS A WHORE!

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King: *struggling to retrieve items from top shelf*

Mizuki: Do you need me to get it for you?

King: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!

Mizuki: *laughs*...Okay then.

(Moments later)

King: *defeated sigh* Help meeee

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Facts of the day:

(I love Mizuki and King so much :'))

I made new friends!
Bbish_101
plebier-than-plebs

Might make a Mizuki x King book cause I love them so much.

Yokio's backstory will be revealed soon!

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