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King: Hold the fuck up.
Mizuki: Excuse me?
King: I said hold the fuck up
King: I'm the fuck up, hold me.
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Rayi: Hey King, did you know that "Thot" actually means "Thoughtful person'?
King: Really? I'll keep that in mind.
[Later]
King: Thank you for helping me Anya. You're such a thot!
Anya[Wheezing]: i'M a WhAt?
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Anya: Guess who?
King: It's either my best friend, or the cold, cold clammy hands of death.
Anya: It's your best friend!
King: Damnit.
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[Going camping]
Ruby: Okay, I brought everything we possibly need to survive in the wilderness so we'll be able to face any possible danger we come across.
Yokio: I brought chips.
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Killer[Running into the room with a knife]: YOU READY TO FUCKIN' DIE?!
Rayi: Wh- I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
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Yokio: Why do you like rollercoasters so much?
Anya: Sometimes you just want to scream your head off and a rollercoaster is the only place people don't look at you funny for it.
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Rayi: Making my way downtown.
Rayi: Walking fast.
Yokio: Hi!
Rayi: Walking faster.
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Ruby: We need to talk about your maturity.
Anya[Standing on the couch with King, Rayi, and Yokio]: Bold words for a man standing in lava.
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King: How did you and Anya become friends?
Rayi: That's actually funny story-
Anya: When we were younger he called me a homo and I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused so I said "Rayi, you've been to my house." And we've been friends ever since.
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King: God I'm an accident.
Rayi: A cute little accident.
King: Dude is that Bob Ross?
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[After a fight]
Rachel: King, you're a 'great friend.'
King: Aww! Dude, I'm your only friend.
Teacher: King!
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Anya: Congratulations, you just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!
Some pervert: But you only gave me one?
Anya[Pulling out a gun]: Yep!
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Rayi[With his foot stuck in a chair]: You may be asking 'Rayi, how did you do this to yourself?'
Rayi[Slightly baffled and trying to get out]: Well lads, Rayi doesn't fucking know either.
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Ruby[On the phone]: Hey King, what's up?
King: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
Ruby: ...Your blood?
King: I think so.
Ruby: Do you know where it's coming from?
King: Probably the stab wound.
Ruby: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!
King: Yeah, definitely.
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Facts of the day:
Anya is not afraid to shoot a pervert.
Very time Rachel and King get into a fight. They always believe King.
Rayi stop breaking chairs.
