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Christmas Incorrect Quotes:
𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞: Hang the lights up.
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚊: Why do I have to?
𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞: You know 𝚠𝚑𝚢.
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚊: Yeah I just want to hear you say it.
𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞:
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚊:
𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜: I'm too short… .
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝙴𝚡𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝: Hello, I'm here to get rid of the demon you called me about.
𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚒: I didn't call an exorcist?
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚍: I did, get me the fuck out of here.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚒: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
𝚁𝚞𝚋𝚢: Rayi no.
𝙻𝚎𝚟: Mistlefoe
𝚁𝚞𝚋𝚢: Don't stop encouraging her.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝: May I ask you children to leave the room?
𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚞𝚔𝚒: You may not.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝙸𝚟𝚊𝚗: We have a problem.
𝙻𝚎𝚟: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚒 : Are you trying to seduce me?
𝚈𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚘: Why, are you seducible?
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝚁𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗: : You look mentally ill.
𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞: I am. Let’s go.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚒: 𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜.
𝚁𝚞𝚋𝚢: 𝙸’𝚖 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍’𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢.
