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Anya: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.
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King: I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
???: What was the rage all about?
King: Mizuki wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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Yokio: When I was a kid, Rayi told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Anya: They are!
Yokio: FOR REAL?
Anya: Why would you believe in this again?
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Ruby: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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[Y/n]: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
[Y/n]: Not you, King. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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Anya: Anyone who lays a finger on Rayi will have to deal with me.
Rayi: I'm not helpless. I can defend myself.
Rayi: Listen up everyone. Anyone who hurts me...
Rayi: Will have to deal with Anya.
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King: *wearing Mizuki's hoodie*
Mizuki: Stealing from me again?
King: What? Ag-
Mizuki: First my heart, then my clothes.
Mizuki: What's next, my last name?
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Yokio: Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Yokio: Me, Anya, King.
Rayi: Fuck Anya, Marry King, and kill Rachel.
Rachel: I wasn't even one of the options what the fuck.
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Ivan: I have a feeling that neither Lev, you and I are mom's favorite child.
Rayi: And where'd you get this idea from?!
Lev: I don't know Rayi, maybe from she met King and literally said that she would set all three of us on fire to keep King warm if she had too?
Rayi: Okay you have a point.
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[Y/n]: I'm lonely.
Sad trio: *falls from ceiling*
Sad trio: Good evening.
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Facts of the day:
-King likes Kpop
-Ruby stop being a hot nerd.
-Mizuki and King want to have a baby.
-Anya hates the letter Q.
-Rayi had been adopted by Ivan and Lev's mother when she was 4.
