𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚘𝚌 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔.
ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟!!
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Konstantin: Well, Da-Hye and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Konstantin: That's right... We kissed!
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Konstantin: Da-Hye, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Da-Hye, naked in Konstantin's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Konstantin, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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Konstantin: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Da-Hye: Nope, there's 26.
Konstantin: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Da-Hye: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Konstantin: You'll get the D later ;).
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Da-Hye:: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Konstantin: What- how?
Da-Hye: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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Konstantin: Wow, Da-Hye, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Da-Hye: We literally slept together yesterday.
Konstantin: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Da-Hye: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Konstantin is? Because Konstantin is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Da-Hye: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Konstantin: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕤 ⎙ :
𝙺𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚁𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗.
𝙳𝚊-𝙷𝚢𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚗.
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍😧😧😧.
