My Diary Thingy That at Times Can be Hilarious

I went to the Zoo!

My dad worked at that zoo, so he showed us where he chopped his finger off. It was near the bird cage where the birds will LAND ON YOU AND EAT YOU ALIVE. Really! He made that part and basically everything that was new since 2008. My favorite exhibit was the spider monkey exhibit. The monkeys kept jumping on each other and falling from tree branches. My dad also met up with his friend, Sharren I think that's how you spell it? Idk. I think he has a crush on her...? He says he's 'falling out if love' with my mom.... Anyway, at the bungee (little evil birds) exhibit, I had four birds on my arms! Two were eating at little sticks with nut kernels, one was biting at my SKIN, and the other was waiting patiently for the other one to stop eating. Luckily, I flicked at the one that was biting me, and it fell off. A lot happened in the six years I haven't been there. ...... Ah.