My Diary Thingy That at Times Can be Hilarious

Funny Dares that Nobody will Probably Do

When at lunch, yell "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" at a lunch superviser jerk, then flap around like a bird, cawing

Throw things from your basket at Walmart shoppers while whining loudly like a police car.

Crawl around the floor at the mall then sneak up on people and say "21" out of the blue

Act like Yoda when you give anything to a grown up.

For a day, squawk at every adult you see.

Prance around the doctor's office like a horse and neigh when they call you in.

Ask out a stranger who's the same gender as you.