My Diary Thingy That at Times Can be Hilarious

Day #2

Tuesday April 29, 2014

Yo Diary,

Today was really weird. Interesting, but weird. I woke up really late(9:00 a.m. to be exact) because it was pouring rain outside and usually when it's pouring rain, I wake up late. So when I went back to class with my tardy slip thingy, Matthew spat out a random "Hi!" when I was turning the tardy pass in. I waved back, just because... I don't know...

And then the rest of the day was boring until Ms. Wise came in to do teach us about online safety because nobody in the entire class went to the night that we did... Anyway, when she said, "Does anyone here have Facebook without permission?"... Our answer was of course yes. She got real mad at us and went on about this other crap that we didn't need to know. Until we had to memorize our typing. I couldn't remember where any key went, so Matthew is like, "Wow Olivia should be getting all the points! She is like the smartest person in the class!" I blushed and looked at him. He smiled his really stupid 'I love you' smile along with his stupid 'I love you' look.

Later on, lunch. The interesting part of the day... I went to go sit down at the lunch table, and everything was normal until Matthew say in front of me. Then it got WEIRD. 1. He lost in Oreo and had to ask me out. 2. I got all nervous and confused because I like him and it was getting really awkward. My best friend Ireland grinned that evil grin you get when something is really funny and you try to hold it in. She and my other friend Preston said, "Nows your chance!!! SAY YES!!!" 3. I said yes. 4. Matthew said, "AUTOMATIC BREAK UP!!!" also wearing the evil grin. 5. I asked Ireland, "if Matthew hates me SOOOO much, then why is he SOOOO nice to me?" 6. She asked that to Matthew. 7. He said "Hi" now wearing the stupid 'I love you' face again. 8. Matthew remembered something my friend Jalynn said on the bus to Tallahassee for a field trip. 9. He told us, "On the bus Jalynn told Josh (my other friend) to pull his pants down." 10. "Ha, GAAAY!!!!!!!"

Finally we got back to the class and I told Ireland, "that was the weirdest lunch I had except for the one that we played 'Spin the Bottle'!" She agreed. Blah Blah Blah Bl- AGGG. SO BORING. Then Jalynn showed me Matthew's pink ankle socks that were CRAY CRAY.

Then we packed up to go home. Same thing as Friday but he didn't ask me my grades. Showed off on BTD5. Then when we were about to go out the door, he was the door holder and he waved to me AGAIN!!! This was really weird.

When my brother and I got home, the door was locked and my mom hid the key again. We assumed it was already opened and we had to just push it open, (our door is ALWAYS JAMMED) so I tried to kick it open. It started pouring again. Then on my final blow, I cracked the door. I guess it didn't matter because my bigger brother Pat had to pay for it anyway. Two hours later, my brother Thomas finally found the key.

Now it is 4:53. I think I heard a seagull get zapped by lightning. Good... They are a nuisance. Right now the thunder is SOOOOOO LOUD!!! The thunder was so loud it made the ground shake. Not kidding. I'm like, just shut up Sky, nobody wants to hear your complaints!!!!

Okay see ya tomarrra Yo Diary, gtg