Domino's Pizza Voice thing rant

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It might be handy, but the talking microphone is creepy as f*ck... Sounds like a party. Whoop. Whoop. WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?! Is domino's pizza PURPOSELY TRYING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUNG CHILDREN WITH THAT MONOTONE MICROPHONE?!

Revise: and don't even get me started on those happy meals...

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