Twilight Princess Rant

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Okay, I know Link can get.... distracted. But don't go saying he's no hero! He saved the world like a billion times!

Okay if you've played the whole game, then you will know what I'm talking about. Well when Colin pushed Beth to get her outa the way, why'd he just STAND THERE? Like duh, why? Now you made me go out on a wild goose chase trying to defeat the Bokoboblin King! On the bridge, I died SEVERAL TIMES COLIN. SEVERAL TIMES.

Zelda. You. Are. DUMB! You can be stolen 25 times by an enormous green ogre with orange hair named Ganondorf. Like you'd think your guards would do something. They are terrible.

Zant you suck! Okay we all thought you were an awesome murderer, then you throw a big hissy fit when Midna and Link come into Midna's room. Jumping and boinging around the room screeching. What the hell happened?

CREATORS OF Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess PLEASE NOTE THAT.... MAKE ANOTHER GAME WITH MIDNA THAT'S NOT HYRULE WARRIORS!!!! please do it. For the sake of Din (not really I'm religious). '--c'

Nintendo, y u make Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess? SONY SHOULD HAVE MADE IT! Like it'd be a lot easier.... wait nvm this is a stupid part to a rant... it's easier swinging a wii remote than hitting X

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