My Diary Thingy That at Times Can be Hilarious

I Almost Drowned Yesterday

My brother and I were playing Dream Demon in the middle (I was in the middle of course) and the ball was thrown poorly and it landed in the water like 10 feet in front of us. My brother is taller than me and can run better in water, so even though I was in front of him he caught up. We were both close to the ball, which was in the deeper water, and my dumbass brother decided to push me under the water to get the ball. I couldn't touch the bottom so I had to swim up fast without my head exploding. When I surfaced I couldn't breathe and I was coughing up water. There is still liquid in my lungs but I don't suppose that matters since we still went to my dads girlfriend's house for dinner. Thanks for caring about me, family!

Stupid ass thing is in the wrong spot again-- this should be the last chapter