I didnt want to put Offenderman in this book though I decided to put him in it anyway theres 2 ways to summon him and a way to go to his own world
method 1.
what you need:
a mirror
red rose
how to summon him:
hold the rose while facing the mirror
close your eyes and say: "Offenderman, Offenderman, please show up to me, Offenderman, Offenderman, when we are done talking, please leave."
open your eyes and you should see him
Note: dont be rude and you can talk to him as long as you want, when you're done talking politely ask him to leave.
method 2.
what you need:
night
a red rose
a blue rose
a fedora
a picture of Offenderman [needs to be a big picture]
your blood
bedroom
women's sweat
[the sweat and blood needs to be in containers]
how to summon him:
at night put the fedora on top of the picture
put the vials on a desk/nightstand
lean against the wall with your eyes closed and a rose in each hand
think about him
you should hear someone come into the room
open your eyes and pick a rose, red or blue?
method 3.
what you need:
Burger King
money [to pay]
how to get there:
go to Burger King and order 30 buckets of mayo and diet water and only that
put all the mayo into the diet water and mix
a vortex will appear
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Creepypasta summoning
Spiritüelthis book is to summon Creepypastas [like the title says] these may not work so tell me, I got them from the internet some of them might be from someone else, anyway happy summoning!
