*Hedgehog,Rabbit and other mental asylum patients are in therapy*
Therapist:Welcome to our therapy session this afternoon everybody,tell us why you're here.
Rabbit:I have bad anger issues and want to sort them out.
Therapist:And you Hedgehog?
Hedgehog:I have a split personality which makes me kill those who even get slightly close to my wifey Queen Bee.
Therapy:Okay so now I know that you are 100% a confirmed yandere.
Hedgehog:😔😔
Rabbit:Damn dude,jealous of those who even talk to your wife?!
Hedgehog:Shut up Rabbit!!
Therapist:Calm down you two!
Rabbit & Hedgehog:Sorry
Therapist:So why do you want to sort out these issues you two?
Hedgehog:I want to go home to my precious wifey and keep by her side,even if my jealousy boils when she talks to other masks.
Rabbit:To be with Fox and keep him safe too.
Therapist:Okay that is reasonable, Hedgehog I hear that the doctors have done the most work with you and have been trying to help you overcome you tendencies and craving for bloodshed,am I right?
Hedgehog:Y-yes
Therapist:It has worked so far...you will need some more work done on that before you can go home in a couple of days.
Hedgehog:Okay *Looks down at his lap with tears in his eyes*
Rabbit:Don't cry man
Therapist:And what about you Rabbit?
Rabbit:I also Wanna go home to my lover Fox.
Therapist:You've also made some amazing progress but still need a little bit of work
Rabbit:Sure that's okay with me.
Hedgehog:But I keep having horrible nightmares of my wife kissing another mask and I'm standing there in my nightmare crying!
Rabbit:Chill out man,I spoke to her on the phone and she told me she ONLY has eyes for YOU and YOU ALONE.
Hedgehog:Thank you Rabbit
Therapist:Okay that is the end of our session and you can go back to the room that you both share.
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*Hedgehog scratches at the padded wall with his ungloved claws and there are scratch marks everywhere*
Rabbit:You are kinda scaring me with that insane look in your eye Hedgehog.
Hedgehog:I'm fine,just filled with anxiety about going home tomorrow...they told us we can go home tomorrow.
Rabbit:Awesome!!!
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*The next day*
Queen Bee:HEDGEY! *She romantically embraces him*
Hedgehog:Oh wifey I missed you SO MUCH!
Queen Bee:It's been so lonely without you by my side whilst you were gone.
UK! Monster:Oh is he already back from the nuthouse Queen Bee?
Hedgehog:SHUT UP MONSTER!
Queen Bee:He isn't murderous anymore,he's completely cured...just has slight outbursts of anger now.
Duck:Yeah so leave Hedgehog alone Monster *Hugs Hedgey*
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