Masked Singer Random Oneshots

Masked Singer Comedy 5?????

•Eagle:What's your favourite season?

•Penguin:What show????

•Eagle:😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

•Penguin:Oh you mean like the weather!!!
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•White Tiger:You're twerking on vine...do you realise there are kids on this app...be considerate!

•T-Rex:*Covering her eyes*

•White Tiger:*Twerking but is hit upside the head with a frying pan by Swan*
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•Lady Owl:Now you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's

•Sir Owl:I go into McDonald's if I don't do my work?

•Lady Owl:*Laughs* No
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•Frog:Hey what ya'll get for number twelve?

•Turtle:I got 18

•Ice Cream:I got 9.5

•Banana:I got Abraham Lincoln

•Frog,Turtle & Ice Cream:😑😑😑
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•Thingamajig:Where do babies come from?

•Miss Monster:A stork

•Thingamajig:Isn't the baby too heavy?

•Miss Monster:It's a magical stork

•Thingamajig:*Giggles* That doesn't make sense

•Monster:F*ck it daddy f*cked mommy!!
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•Kangaroo:Hey you're White Tiger I know you!

•White Tiger:From Vine or Youtube?

•Kangaroo:Tinder

•White Tiger:🙁🙁

•Kangaroo:😑😑😑

•White Tiger:Did you swipe right?

•Kangaroo:No

•White Tiger:Okay
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•Leopard:Welcome....to Jurassic Park

•T-Rex:*Standing on top of a hill and let's put a loud roar mixed with a trill*
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•Rottweiler:*Holding a stash of corn dogs*

•Flamingo:Rottweiler go put those corn dogs back!

•Rottweiler:*Slides along the ground* You can't make me do anything!
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•USA! Dragon:Hey honey butter?

•Popcorn:Yeah my prince???

•USA! Dragon:I'm bored!!

•Popcorn:Me too.....wanna have s*x in the bathroom?

•USA! Dragon:I'd love that.

*And They Rocked The Boat Until Down*
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