⚠️🔞18+ Humour & Utter Stupidness🔞⚠️
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Rob:*Spying on Jenny behind a wall with a lovesick expression on his face*
Jordan Woods: You do know she's married right?
Rob:Sh-shut up...I can dream can't I?! 😳😖
Jordan Woods: 🙄😑
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Rob:You're not married to Donny right?
Jenny:No???
Rob:😡😡
Donny:*Walking by* Hey baby girl
Jenny:Hey sweetie 😘😘
Rob:*On the verge of tears* NOT THIS AGAIN *Runs away*
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Miss Monster: *Playfully pinches Thingamajig's cheeks* We always said you were the cute one
Deer: *Eating popcorn* I thought I was the cute one!
Miss Monster:NO you're the fat stupid one with the big mouth!
Deer:☹️☹️☹️
Thingamajig:*Bursts out laughing*
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Hedgehog:*Bends over to pick up some clutter*
Hippo: *Sneaks over and smacks dat ass*
Hedgehog:😳😳😳☹️☹️☹️
Hippo:DAMN YOU HAVE A NICE ASS HEDGEHOG 🥴🥴
Hedgehog:Huh
*10 minutes later*
*Hippo is tied to a chair and locked in the basement*
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Hippo:Hey guys check out White Tiger over there, he's such a whore.
Rabbit:How do you know he's a whore??
Hippo:*Drinking a can of beer* He's constantly got thick white stuff dripping down his surprisingly thicc thighs...plus he wears a buttplug
Thingamajig:*Faints because he's too innocent and pure*
Peacock:*Nearly chokes and spits out his drink*
Peacock:What the hell is wrong with you Hippo...like,who would even Wanna do 'it' with White Tiger anyway???
Rabbit:*Whispers* Either Night Angel, Kangaroo or Turtle
Hippo:That's pretty sickening but I've seen T-Rex looking up his loincloth a few times and I crack up laughing every single time since I did have my way with his pretty lil' ass a few times.
*Kangaroo drags the fainted Thingamajig away*
Hippo:*Shouting across the room* Ayo get Yer ass over here you walking cum dumpster!
White Tiger: 🤬🤬🤬
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Masked Singer Random Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarA book of Masked Singer Oneshots and hilarious stories as well as saucy mature ones too so stay tuned
