Masked Singer Random Oneshots

Masked Singers Comedy

•Rabbit:I was staring the sun the other day...does it have a father??

Fox:Yeah I'm pretty sure the sun fried your brain.
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Bee:What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Peacock:*climbing out the freezer with a Klondike bar* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rob Gronkowski:Please date me!

Jenny:No

Donny Wahlberg:Please date me

Jenny:Yes

Rob Gronkowski:WTF?! 😡🤬

Jenny&Donny:🥰🥰

(Poor Rob)
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Broccoli:Where the hell is the bag of hockey sticks?!

Broccoli:*Walks in on Dragon and Popcorn making out* GUYS WHAT THE HELL?!

Dragon: GET THE F*CK OUT *Throws hockey puck at Broccoli who shuts the door*
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Sun:What's wrong?

Crocodile:I keep getting this headache that comes and goes

Giraffe:*Walks in* Hey guys

Crocodile:There it is again
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Turtle:Say hello to my little friend!!

Baby Alien:Hi *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Hippo:☹️☹️☹️
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Black Widow:What do you guys get for Valentine's Day?

Popcorn:Dragon got me some heart shaped chocolate roses

Sun:Serpent took me on a romantic picnic

Nicole:Thingamajig took me to a drive-in movie...what about you White Tiger??

White Tiger:*Crying because he has no valentine* I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING!!
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Kangaroo:I just found out I'm 27% Australian what about you?

Llama:*Eating a bucketful of hay* I'm 100% food???

Kangaroo:😑😑😑