❌Complete and utter weirdness❌
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Swan:Hey Black Widow
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Black Widow:Yeah honey??
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Swan:Which of the masks can twerk the best?
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Black Widow:I can name quite a few of them babe *Giggles*
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Swan:Well DO name them,I wanna do a weird but fun little twerk contest
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Black Widow:The masks who can twerk are Kangaroo,myself,Bear,Thingamajig,Rhino, Night Angel,White Tiger and Queen Bee and Hedgehog from the UK.
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Swan:What about Frog???
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Black Widow:Oh yeah,he can twerk too
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Swan:This Twerk Contest is happening and I wanna see the proof.
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Black Widow:You got it Hun.
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White Tiger:Why the f*ck did you have to drag us all over here for Swan?
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Frog:Yeah,I wanna know the truth doll.
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Swan:I know it was my idea for this to happen but both me and Black Widow are doing a simple twerking contest.
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Thingamajig & Night Angel:Twerking?!?!
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Bear:Oh dear
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Rhino:I don't know if I can twerk that well
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Kangaroo:Meh m,I'll just get it over with
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Black Widow:Calm down guys it will be fun plus I picked the perfect song...think of it as a more raunchy x-rated version of musical statues or whatever.
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White Tiger:*Wiggles his butt a little* Okay then I'll do it
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Frog:I'm all for a game babey
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Thingamajig:O-okay
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Swan:THAT'S the spirit you guys...I'm rooting for White Tiger because he's got the biggest butt,second best compared to Hedgehog.
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Hedgehog:😳😳😳😳
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*Black Widow plays -Put Your Back In It - Dj Flex ft. Denise Belfon on her boombox*
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White Tiger:Oooh,I'm kinda feeling the mood to dance
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Night Angel:I feel the same vibe coursing through my veins as well.
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Kangaroo:Lets imagine it's like we're at the hottest retro party
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Frog:Ya got it in one Kanga!
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*Halfway through*
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Black Widow:Damn Rhino you've got the moves,and that booty game is definitely saying something
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Rhino:Th-thanks *Blushes*
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Swan:Good job White Tiger *Slaps his butt*
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White Tiger:Thanks Swan *Purrs in an alluring way*
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Kangaroo:GOD DAMN,Thingamajig I didn't know you had moves like that.
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Thingamajig:I-it's not much,I-I never did stuff like this before
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Kangaroo:It's cute though
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*End of weird contest*
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White Tiger:I WIN!! *Twerks in victory*
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Frog:I'm feeling a lil' jealous but good job buddy
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