Prototype : A New Start

A collection of randomness from Alex's backyard and Florida

Guess who's grinding and procrastinating so much they keep delaying the next chapter? Yeah, my bad- Here's a bunch of shorts or parodies to keep y'all occupied. Smh.

Obviously, this is also my attempt to keep the chapters delayed while satisfying y'all cravings for a new chapter. I'm a smart bitch.

They are not canon... or semi-canon... or fully canon. I dunno, try to make sense of it. Shouldn't be too hard-

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"HELLER!"

"MERCER!"

"HELLER!"

"MERCER!"

"HELLER!"

"MERC-"

"Cut! Cut!" Damian smashed the clapperboard with his knee, shattering it into millions of pieces. "Fucking cut! Damnit, you idiots! This isn't Naruto!"

"GOKUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"GET THAT BLONDE BASTARD OUT OF THE SET BEFORE I MAKE HIM MY DINNER!"

"Hey, You're technically a blonde bast-" Before one of the crew set member could finish their sentence, Damian teleported right behind them, and slapped them so hard they literally exploded into a pile of gory flesh.

"Say Nani, bitch." Was all the blonde said.

Then, he knelt down and picked up one of the bloody, meaty part, before taking a quick sniff at it.

He shifted almost immediately into Gordon Ramsay.

"ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"See?" Valeria lowered her sunglasses, throwing the script away behind her as she slumps back into the chair. "This is why making this story as a movie is a bad idea. Especially using the actual people as the cast!"

"Look," Maria lazily pointed at the evolveds on the set, which is still fighting. "They are having another go again."

"Hoooooh? You're approaching me?" Mercer scoffed.

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Heller balled his fists together as he advances menacingly to his maker.

"Oh~ho!" The Apex grinned deviously, "Then come as close as you like!"

"There's so many references here we are going to get copyrighted!" Ilya groaned, before turning to face the rest of her crew... which is her fellow classmates. "Davai, Davai! We're packing up! We are scrapping this thing!"

"So much for a school project." Maria grumbled.

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"Mercer, why don't you go watch Attack on Titan? Its a good anime."

"Mmmh," The hooded figure shrugged, "Sure."

Weeks later, Mercer declared war againts the world and unleashed hundreds of thousands of goliaths in his wake, killing billions under their crushing feets and leaving nothing but desolate wasteland behind.

"I have solved every world problem... by destroying the world!" Mercer lets out an insane, maniacal laugh while Damian sat not too far away from him, enjoying a glass of iced lemon tea with his good ol' gang who took the destruction of the civilization as they know it.... surprisingly very well.

"......" Damian turned to the readers, before shrugging. "I blame anime for this."

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