"SSKRRRRRRRR!" blared Slondermun. "THE MITOSIS IS ALMOST COMPLETELY COMPLETED! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" And so it happened. Slondermun now had two nuclei in each and every one of his cells. Well done, Slondermun. That was completely useless in every sense. "WHO DARES SPEAK TO ME?!" croaked Slondermun. Well, now you just have to divide your cells. "Please stop," Slondermun whined. The coin suddenly started levitating. "No!" clamored Slondermun. "The obscure voice is right. I have to completely divide my cells! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" vociferated the man. Apparently, screaming helped him with his very important cell division. But probably not. Whatever.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Slondermun boomed again. When will he finally stop? It happened. Every single one of Slondermuns cells split into two. Now, birthed from the void that is Slondermuns body, came Double Slondermun a. k. a. Slundermon. Whoa. That was really necessary. "G00d d4y m15t3r n4rr4t0r" rattled Slundermons mechanic voice. Oh no, he knows who I am! Send him to the exile! And so, he disappeared for all eternity. Or maybe not? Let's find out in the next chapter! Or maybe later.
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Slondermun and a Bird
KorkuEnglish translation of Slondermun und ein Vogel feat. Vogel. Lol
