Damn. Two stories in one day. Anyways, how we feelin about Hange the new episode? ———————————
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"You look like shit. Come here." You sat down down on the couch with a basket of self care items. Hange looked up from their computer. "Excuse you?"
"I said come here." You demanded. "Yes boss." Hange mumbled, a little freaked out by how deep your voice got. Hange sat next to you on the couch and turned to you. "What is it?" You didn't answer but bent down to the basket and held up some face masks. "Pick one." Hanges eyes moved back and forth between the three face masks presented to them. They grabbed one that had a honey icon on it. You kept pulling out different items for Hange to choose from. Once that was over with, you strapped a headband on them and got to work on their face. First, you popped a few pimples and plucked some of their eyebrow hairs. Hange kept thrashing around in an attempt to get away from you so you held their face with your hands.
"Stay. Still." You threatened and continued. "Ooowww. You're abusing mee." Hange whined as you squished their cheeks when you finished. "The hard parts over." You kissed their hairline that peaked out from under the headband. Next you started applying under eye masks, a lip mask, and two eye masks that looked like cucumbers. You set a timer for 10 minutes. "Would you like for me to make you some tea, coffee, or hot chocolate?" You stood up, leaving Hange to rest their head back on a pillow. "Uhh,, tea would be fine." You walked to the kitchen and started the kettle while you made yourself (tea/coffee/hot chocolate). Right before you were about to pour the hot water into a cup, the timer went off. "Take everything off your face!" You yelled from the kitchen and continued to pour the boiling water into a mug.
Back in the living room, Hange was peeling off the moist sheets off their face while you stepped in the room with two mugs. You traded Hange for their face masks with their tea and you set your own drink down on the coffee table. "Stay here. I needa throw these away in the bathroom." Instead of just throwing the papers away, you brought the whole trash bin to the living room and set it next to your legs. You then took your hands and started lightly massaging the liquids into Hanges face, them sighing in response and putting their cup down so they wouldn't spill anything.
"Ok next we're going to do the face masks you picked." You announced and started tearing the package open. "I thought it was over." Hange whined once again while you rolled your eyes light heartedly. "No but you'll get another face massage if you behave."
"Put that shit on me now." Hange bounced up and down. You had to hold their shoulders down to keep them still so you can apply the cold paper on their face. You then took a jade roller and rubbed it around Hanges face. They sighed in satisfaction and you smiled softly at their relaxed facial expression. "Maybe we should do this more often, huh?"
"Yes! But no pimple popping or eyebrow plucking." They huffed and you chuckled. "I'm sorry but that's part of the process. How about after every pimple and eyebrow hair, I'll give you a small kiss?" Hanges eyes shot open. "Actually, I think I have a few more pimples and eyebrow hairs." You laughed and they smirked. When you finished jade rolling their face and letting the face mask sit, you peeled it off and threw it away and brought your hands back to Hanges face to give the one last massage.
"Ok, you're done." You patted Hanges cheeks and their eyes slowly opened. "Great, now I'm sleepy." They yawned as you took one final sip from your drink. "Finish your tea and then we'll go upstairs and take a nap." At that, Hange chugged the rest of the now warm liquid and placed it on the table. "Kay, nap time!" Hange hopped up and ran to the room. You chuckled and followed behind them. Once you entered the room, they were already settled under the covers. "Took you long enough!"
"It wasn't that long. It was not even a minute long!" You sat on the bed but you were dragged under the covers. "Ok sleep time."
"Hey excuse you, I'm not done arguing-" Hange kissed you to muffle your protest. You pushed their face away from yours. "As I was saying-" Hange hushed you and dug their head into your neck, peppering your neck with butterfly kisses. Instead of continuing, you finally just melted into the small pecks and rubbed Hanges back. "Sleep well my love."
———————— I don't really like this but at the same time I kinda do-?
