It was a quiet night and it was too quiet for Izuku's taste "come on where are these idiots we're so bored" Izuku muttered he heard a gang was robbing this store at midnight and he was getting pissed off "we would be fine if they actually came on time but 30 MINUTES IS FUCKING BULLSHIT" Izuku mentally screamed but its like god heard him and a black van drove in with goons coming out "fucking finally we can actually get started"
"ok boss wants the safe unlocked before Spider-man arrives" one goon said "its like 12 am and we're late on purpose he knows he knew" Izuku was fuming "oh those mother fuckers, we are soooo kicking their arses wait he.....oh shit" Izuku thought and waited for them to go inside. They took some things from the store and came out with a golden safe "huh?" Izuku thought as they opened it to show a golden 8 ball "yes the boss won't kill us" the goon yelled "shut up" another yelled but it was too late
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"sorry but if you wanted on you could've gone to chinatown but since you made us wait we're going to have fun" Izuku said smiling
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"huh" was all Izuku could say when shockwaves of some sort blasted at him, he jumped out of the way but the arm of his suit was moving around "well well what do we have have here" Izuku looked down to see some woman with a yellow and brown costume on with a red ponytail coming from the back of the mask
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"well who are you oh oh I know quilt man...no, pattered something no, mrs triple ply....OH WE'VE GOT IT THE CUSHION" Izuku said jokingly as she got mad "you better watch yourself BOY the names shocker and ya'll better remember it...now get out of here i'll deal with him" Shocker said in her very texan accent "can't there just be one normal robbery with us" Izuku said
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Izuku and shocker were staring each other down "great she can make shockwaves but with what" Izuku thought as shocker used her gloves to make shockwaves as he continues to dodge them "well that answers that question but how are we going to disarm her..." Izuku was thinking "come on BOY don't ya wanna stop me" she said as Izuku was getting annoyed "seems like the spider is in trouble" Izuku's eyes widened "that voice" Izuku looked up to see black cat but in her true form "Mina!....wait that makes a lot of sense....oh god we're dumb" Izuku thought "hey Spider sorry to drop by looking like this but my partnership ended so I have to lets say" she jumps down and kicks shocker "find a new partner" she said smirking "and who are you?" Shocker asked "black cat, i've heard a lot about you shocker" she said as Izuku was confused "she knows about shocker....what is going on?" Izuku thought as Shocker got mad "PISS OFF YA SKANK" she yelled, she shot a shock wave but Izuku jumped down and got her out of the way but the back of his suit was moving like crazy "ok cat you get ready i'll distract her ok" Izuku said as she nodded "OI SHOCKER IS IT ONLY YOU OR DOES YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ALLOW INCEST" Izuku yelled "oh you MOTHER FU-ARGH" Cat tackled Shocker taking her gloves off making her powerless "NO!" she yelled trying to move but couldn't "I WON'T FORGET YOUR FEATURES YA SKANK" she yelled as Cat knocked her and and walked over to Izuku "my my spider, you look good in black" she said as Izuku rolled his eyes "save it Cat or should I say Mina ashido" Mina started to shake "h-how" she asked "we watched the sports festival, you should wear a mask if you're going to do crime or vigilantism" Izuku said as she sat down "so you going to arrest me?" she asked "now wheres the fun in that" Izuku said kneeling to her level "you know spider, your the only male who gets me" she said as she pulled his mask up so she could see his lips and kissed him, Izuku's eyes widened but he didn't stop but he kissed back, he put his mask back down
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"ummm we're going to go" Izuku said as she smiled "see you around spider" Izuku swung away and landed on a nearby building, he was shaking "what....why did we no why did I do that" Izuku looked down at his hand "whats happening to me....What do we care, we stopped shocker and kissed a girl its not like Momo knows anyways" Izuku said as he put his mask on and smirked as he swung away.
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Spider-Man: The only male hero
FanfictionEveryone isn't born equal, i'm born in a world where woman make 80% of the population and they have powers known as quirks. Males are used for breeding and are harassed by females. That all changed due to one tiny spider. This my gift My curse Who a...