(before I start, you have probably seen this joke before. I have changed it and made it longer, so I'm not just stealing some random joke).
waiter: what can I get for you?
peeta: I'll have some bread please
tris: no, peeta, don't eat the bread!
percy: how about pizza?
annabeth: yes! pizza! with olives, lots of olives!
percy: and blue cake
tobias: blue cake? dauntless cake is much better!
gus: *sticks unlit cigarette in his mouth*
waiter: sorry sir, this is a non smoking zone
gus: it's a metaphor
tris: hey, I met-a-four and fell in love!
anna: I'll just have a banana please. and is there any possibility I can have it elephant shaped?
katniss: what's an elephant?
peeta: what's a banana?
gus: is there any chance I could have some dragon carrot risotto?
harry: treacle tart please
hermione: was this meal made by free, wage earning elves with annual leave and sick pay? *hands waiter a spew badge*
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Qwerty
Randomhiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you tha...
