Dumbledore: "let me tell you something about tom riddle. We were teacher and student in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing, I don't even............whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first enemy Grindewald, who was totally gorgeous. But then I had to defeat him, and Tom was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to duel Grindewald, he'd be like "why didn't you fight me back?" So then I'd be like "why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all muggle sympathisers pool party, I was like "Tom, I can't invite you cos I think you're Lord Voldemort" I mean, I couldn't have Lord Voldemort at my party! There were going to be people there in their muggle clothes. I mean, right? He was the dark lord! So then his mum called my mum and started yelling at her. It was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to his disembodied soul. And then he came back in the fall for the second wizarding war and all his hair was cut off and he was totally weird. And now I guess he's got Horcruxes.
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