if peeta had ginger hair would they call him the gingerbread man?
Katniss: enough with the bread jokes, this is serious
Katniss: I'm pregnant
Peeta: you got a bun in the oven?
Katniss: oh, hey Peeta
Peeta: hey Katniss! could I borrow some money? I'm out of dough.
Katniss: don't you have a job?
Peeta: yes, but my mum wouldn't give me a raise
Katniss: c'mon peeta...
Peeta: I knead it!
Katniss: *sighs and throws peeta some change*
Peeta: the yeast you could do is give me a dollar bill!
Katniss:*facepalm*
Peeta: just call me butter cos I'm on a roll
Katniss: one more bread joke and you're toast!
Peeta: I bread your pardon?
Katniss: *walks away*
Peeta: but i did muffin wrong...
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Qwerty
Randomhiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you tha...
