hi. I am sitting on a bench at the train station waiting for my friend alice. it is freezing cold and I have been sitting here for three quarters of an hour. so I am going to complain to you. my ass feels like it's about to fall off it's so cold and there is a creepy old man wearing running shorts with purple leggings on the opposite platform who is looking at me funny. oh, and he's wearing a gnome hat. alice just text me. she's missed the train. I have to wait another hour. fantastic. I have chilblains in my feet. I'm going home. alice can walk back to my house alone. sorry, that was really random but I had to complain to someone.
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