on a scale of one to ten, how much do you love harry potter?
nine and three quarters.
why did Harry get detention?
because he was cursing in class.
how do you know if someone's a pureblood?
don't worry, they'll let you know.
why did Voldemort only have twitter and not Facebook?
because he only has followers, not friends. (😣)
how do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
with Dementos
where would you find Dumbledores Army?
inside his sleevie!!
it's really nice how voldemort always waits till the end of term to kill Harry. Despite his flaws, the Dark Lord does believe in education.
I wonder what's happening at hogwarts right now?
probably education, since harry doesn't go there any more.
how many Slytherins does it take to change a lightbulb?
five. one to unscrew it and four to point out that their fathers connections at the ministry could gave got it unscrewed much faster.
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