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Valdangelo

(Dedicated to gabriellascarlett )

HI. OKAY SO YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM A HARDCORE NICO/LEO SHIPPER. YOU MAY NOT. YOU DO NOW. ANYWAY SO WHAT IT STOPPING YOU FROM SHIPPING THEM? CALEO AND SOLANGELO, RIGHT? BUT ASK YOURSELF, WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THESE SHIPS? SURE OKAY CALEO IS CUTE BUT TOTALLY UNREALISTIC. LEO IS THE FIRST GUY SHES SEEN IN YEARS- OF COURSE SHES GONNA 'LOVE' HIM. HEY IM NOT SAYING HE SHOULDA LEFT HER ON THAT ISLAND, I MEAN, THAT WAS A REALLY ANNOYING LOOSE END THAT PJO SHOULDA TIDIED UP AND IM REALLY PLEASE THAT IT FINALLY HAPPENED BUT HONESTLY CALYPSO IS JUST USING HIM TO GET OFF THE ISLAND: ITS NOT TRUE LOVE ON HER SIDE AT LEAST. AND YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT THIS IS LEO WERE TALKING ABOUT. LEO. LEO VALDEZ. LEOMCSHIZZLEBADBOYSUPREME. HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY. SO SURE RESCUE HER BUT BRING HER BACK AND LEAVE HER AT CHB. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT CALYPSO WOULD BE AMAZHANG WITH REYNA. I MEAN, C'MON, PICTURE IT! AND AS FOR LEO I RECKON ALL THESE IMPOSSIBLE OUT-OF-HIS-LEAGUE-CRUSHES ARE A WAY OF COVERING UP HIS FEELINGS FOR NICO. DEATH BOY AND REPAIR BOY JUST PICTURE IT. AAAAAWWWWW. AND THEN THERES SOLANGELO: THE INTERNETS FAVOURITE COUPLE. BUT REALLY IS IT THE STORY MAKING YOU FEEL THIS OR THE FANFICS, HEADCANNONS AND SMUTTY FAN ART? IN REALITY, NICO THE UNTOUCHABLE BROODING DEATH BOY SUDDENLY SEES SONE BLOND AND TURNS TO ICE CREAM? REALLY?! I MEAN THEY BARELY EVEN SPEAK AND YET THE FANDOM SEE THEM AS THEIR OTPS. CRAZY. OKAY, SO YOURE MAYBE CONSIDERING BREAKING UP THE SOLANGELO BUT WHAT ABOUT WILL YOU SAY. WHAT ABOUT MY ICKLE WILLY KINS? WELL HERE IS MINE AND gabriellascarlett 'S SOLUTION.......DRUM ROLL PLEASE...... MAGNUS CHASE!!!!!!! SIRIUSLY!!! AT THE END OF SWORD OF SUMMER ANNABETH IS ABOUT TO TELL HIM ABOUT HER LIFE AND I BET SHE TAKES HIM TO CHB TO MEET HER FRIENDS AND I BET WILL AND MAGNUS FALL IN LOVE. ITS PERFECT. I SHIP THEM SO HARD. I CAN FEEL THOSE WARNING OTP ALERT TINGLINGS IN MY TOES...OR MAYBE THATS PINS AND NEEDLES? I HAVE BEEN LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH MY LEGS IN THE AIR FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. BUT ANYWAY ISNT THIS AMAZING?!,‽‽
Oh and also if you are a solangelo shipper that just had to read through this whole rant then here is a lil' headcannon I made up for you: Jason and percy looking up dirty solangelo fanfic and force reading it to nico while he blushes bright red. Imagine them scrolling through deviantart looking for the smuttiest fan art and taping it to their doors. Imagine them retelling the fan fics around the campfire. Just imagine. You're welcome.

SO NOW THAT IVE SUPPLIED YOU WITH SOME FABULOUS REASONINGS TO SHIP THE TWO MOST BROKEN CHARACTERS (*sobs*) IN WHAT IS HONESTLY THE SHIP OF A LIFETIME I EXPECT MY INBOX TO BE FLOODED WITH BEAUTIFUL FAN ART OF THE THEM ALL. (Just kidding. Jk. Jk Rowling. (Wow! My brain is on fire tonight!)) ANYWAY THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE CAPITALS. HAVE A NICE DAY :)