Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* HOLYOHMYTHATHURTLIKEAMOTHER....
Me: *gets blood everywhere* OHMYIMSOSORRY
Me: *trips over own foot* OHDAMMITSOSORRY
Me: *crashes into bowl of hot coals* *catches fire*
Me: *pour Erudite water all over self*
Me: *slips on own blood on floor* *falls*
Me: OHMYGODSIJUSTWANTEDTOBEDAUNTLESS!!!!!
Dauntless leader: no
Me: PLEASE!!!!
Dauntless leader: go home
Me: BUT IM DAUNTLESS BORN.....
YOU ARE READING
Qwerty
Casualehiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you tha...
