Imagines

Pick - Up Lines (Michael)

Claire-

Calum, Luke, Ashton, and I are at Michael's today because apparently he met some girl and he needs help figuring out how to "swoon" her. Yeah, he actually used that word. Anyway we're all sitting in his living room while the boys discuss pick up lines.

"Guys I don't see why I'm here. I'm not even doing anything. Can I go home now?" I ask sitting on Calum's lap half asleep.

"Noooooo," Michael whines, "I need a girl's opinion so I don't screw this up!"

"Woww. You must really like this girl," he blushes, "Oh my god. Michael Gordon Clifford are you blushing?!" I pinch his cheeks but he swats my hand away.

"Pshh, nooo..." He scoffs.

"Tell me about her."

"Well her name is Olivia but she goes by Liv. I sometimes call her Livi and I think she likes when I call her that. Um, she has light brown hair but she dyes the tips. Right now they fade from purple to black but she wants to dye them a deep teal. I think I might dye my hair to match, if that's not too creepy. She's kind of pale and loves flannels. She has this necklace that says "fuck you" in a heart and has these really cute glasses. She loves All Time Low, Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, playing GTA, making Youtube videos, and-"

"Okay, Mikey. I get it, you're in deep. Let me hear what you've got so far," I sit up and move to the floor so I'm facing all four boys.

"Okayy. So we each came up with one. Should we just go down the line?" Michael looks at me and I nod.

"Lukey first," Luke looks up alarmed.

"Uh... Mine is uhhh...., 'You ... look hot.' Wait no! 'You dance hot.' You dance hot is my pick up line," Luke says and he grins.

"Haha, okay Lucas. I'm sure that gets you all the ladies," I laugh and Luke shrugs his shoulders.

"I would say, 'you're pretty'" Michael smiles looking down at his lap.

"Awhhh cute!," he blushes, "Ash?"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you," Ashton giggles at the end and puts on a cheesy grin.

"That's so cheesy Ash. Cheesy, but sweet," Ashton sticks out his tongue at Michael.

"Wait no I want change mine!!!" Michael yells.

"No you can't!!!" Ashton whines.

"Ash, calm down. Michael let's see what you got," I gesture towards the bright haired boy.

"Mine is, 'Let's play Titanic. You be iceberg, and I go down," he smiles at the end but all of us sit there open mouthed. Ashton's face was priceless.

"Oh my god. Michael you can't say that to her!!!" I yell as Luke erupts into laughter and has to turn away in his seat so hide his inappropriate response.

"Say what?" another voice chimes in and we whip our heads towards the hallway to see a girl who I assume to be Liv standing in the doorway. "Sorry. Um, the door was open so I let myself in. Am I interrupting something?" she looks at all of us.

"How art thou," Calum deepens his voice as he puts on a smolder. I smack his arm as the rest of the boys laugh. Geezus I'm friends with a bunch of man-boys and my boyfriend is a dork.

"I'm sorry?" she has a confused expression on her face.

"Smooooth Cal," I laugh, "I am so sorry for them. Um, I'm Claire and I'm guessing you know who the guys are. We were just messing around, ignore them."

"Oh okay," she smiles.

"Well, we should get going," I nod my head towards the door and all the boys except Ashton seem to get the message.

"But I want to stay with Michael and-"

"Ash, not now okay? We can all hang out tomorrow and talk then," I say tugging him out of the room.

"Oh you mean about how Michael needs to choose a pick up line to use on Liv-"

"Shut it," I hiss at Ashton and his mouth forms an "o".

"Nevermind what I just said," he grins and I facepalm pushing him out the door mouthing 'sorry' to a very angry looking Michael.