Is this the real life, or is this fantasy?
ITS REAL FRIGHIN LIFE, FREDDIE!
Mama, just killed a man.
You'd be arrested for homicide, dude.
For me, for me, for meeeeeee!
All for you!
DON'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!
Okay...
I'm gonna get you too!
Yeah.
Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette.
So you're saying Stampy-ooooohhh!
Insert holding laugh face here.
A built- in remedy for Kennedy...
What?
Caviar and ciggarettes (Hello queenie fan!)
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Soooo OP.
Guaranteed to blow your mind. Wanna try?
DEFINITELY. YEES.
To drive you wild.
Now I regret my request.
You're gonna take me home tonight?
No. Freddie, you have been vey stubborn.
Such a naughty nanny...
Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go roouuund.
Well, what about de rocks?
Get on your bikes and ride!
I want to ride my bicycle!
#ImpatientFreddie
I don't like Star Wars.
Wow.
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankientein, or Superman.
You must have been matured already!
Fat Bottomed Girls will be riding today.
Cross reference.
Hot dog!
Mmm... I wanna eat already...
You make me live...
Like, literally? Ugh.
It's you, you're all I see.
Wow. So many metaphors.
I really love you.
Yes............. In a friend way.............
To help me forgive.
Very child-friendly, Deaky.
Ohh.
Like you want to be in bed...
Cause I'm havin a good time.
I have a good time torturing you
200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
Wow, you're hot. ;-)
I'm travelin' at the speed of light.
Well, I'm texting at the speed of time.
I'm having such a good time.
Drinking...
Woah, explode!
Magnificent overdubbing! (As always.)
Lalalalalalalala hahahraaalallal haralalarrra.
FREDDIE BULSARA!
Saaaaave me, saaaaaaaaaave me.
*Sighs*
I'm naked and I'm far from home.
Like the, uhh, Prodigal Son?
I'm cold inside.
Lemme give ya a blanket, just wait
I still believe the lie.
So I still have to convince you more?!?!?
(From the A-Side of Queen - Greatest Hits I.)
The REAL Bye
Seyasoya
PS Farrohk Bulsara was VERY stuborn in this chapter. He keeps pulling my hair like insane.
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Most Random Book Ever.
RandomIf you dare... This is a book so random, you'll moan about it for being so random. I shall be posting whenever I like. Thank you.
