"How's your day, bruh?" He asked me.
"Fine. Why you askin'?" I replied.
"Nah. Oh me gewsh. Why are there banners of Pewds everywhere?!?" Spike angrily shouted.
"And why in all of Candence are you talkin' like Pewds?" I asked.
"Forget it, bruh. Let's Brofist."
Oh.My.Gaush. PEWDIEPIE IS CONTROLLING SPIKE FREAKING KEDNEY. THAT BOOGER-LICKING TOUNGER IS FREAKISHLY TRYING TO CONTROL DAMN KEDNEY.
"YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED BY PEWDS!" I exclaimed.
Then it all faded. It was all a dream.
Sorry to all Bros who know him by heart. I don't really watch his videos, thus, I don't know him. Weeeeeell I tried watching his Draw My Life. But toooo inappropriate.
I got an inspiration for a chapter like this since I watched Part 3 and some Part 2 of REACT Happy Wheels. Oh gosh. Too funny that my stomach hurts.
Candence comes from MLP (Sorry Cyan...), Spike can mean two things. Spike from MLP or Spike Edney. Google Spike Edney. Yeah.
I'll be out for tomorrow. Very special event.
The REAL Bye!
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